You're at the club and

[iironiic]

Re: You're at the club and

i would have done this as well

If I dress up as a girl and I eyed you, would you buy me a drink precious? <3

[~Eli~]

Re: You're at the club and

"Do you like peanut butter?..

Well do you want to ****?"

[Litodude]

Re: You're at the club and

Hahaha. If you're at a club, I think there's a more even chance.

Yea stupid. You can tell who's successful with a pull and who isn't just by this thread.

It doesn't hurt to be straightforward and go for the home-run, because 1/10 females will say yes to sex if you ask them. It's a lot higher percentage for girls asking guys if you couldn't figure that out btw.

Hi, I'm _____. Dance with me.

Hi, I'm _____. You wanna ****?

[bender5]

Re: You're at the club and

Yea stupid. You can tell who's successful with a pull and who isn't just by this thread.

It doesn't hurt to be straightforward and go for the home-run, because 1/10 females will say yes to sex if you ask them. It's a lot higher percentage for girls asking guys if you couldn't figure that out btw.

Hi, I'm _____. Dance with me.

Hi, I'm _____. You wanna ****?

It's called confidence. All you need to do is go up and dance, the rest will follow. Make a move and get behind the girl and show her exactly what you know how to do and how smooth you are.

You'll get SO MUCH PUSSY, it's BAD. I've gotten too many girls recently without ever trying, just with body language and asserting with some of sexiest girls that no one has the courage to walk up to and dance with.

[Crashfan3]

Re: You're at the club and

"There is no God. Argue with me."

[sameoldbloodrush!]

Re: You're at the club and

It's called confidence. All you need to do is go up and dance, the rest will follow. Make a move and get behind the girl and show her exactly what you know how to do and how smooth you are.

You'll get SO MUCH PUSSY, it's BAD. I've gotten too many girls recently without ever trying, just with body language and asserting with some of sexiest girls that no one has the courage to walk up to and dance with.

Srsly lol'd so hard.

[RobertsonaIsBack]

Re: You're at the club and

You'll get SO MUCH PUSSY, it's BAD. I've gotten too many girls recently without ever trying, just with body language and asserting with some of sexiest girls that no one has the courage to walk up to and dance with.

is chit chat the Bender Comedy Theater or what

[adlp]

Re: You're at the club and

i get more ass than a toilet seat

[LOLsmileyfaceyaboy]

Re: You're at the club and

Hey bender, you're a homosexual racist cracker

[LOLsmileyfaceyaboy]

Re: You're at the club and

i get more ass than a toilet seat

rofflewaffle mah niiga

[smartdude1212]

Re: You're at the club and

Have you seen a strap-on 'round these parts?

[smartdude1212]

Re: You're at the club and

Could you try this flunitrazepam? I need to know if I made it correctly.

[bender5]

Re: You're at the club and

You guys can laugh at me all you want, but I'm the one getting out and doing **** at the end of the day. I always have a party going, and I'm always networking on the internet.

I stay connected to as many people as possible at all times, because it's the easiest way to make money and be successful.

Oh and robertsona, I do consider myself pretty funny, I make people laugh as much as possible as often as possble

[Quigly]

Re: You're at the club and

~~~[._.]~~~

[Emo_Saur_]

Re: You're at the club and

a lot of white females like black dick, you're the token black guy.