Walk Naked in America Day - Page 3

ChiefOlukOneHand · 08-3-2009, 10:56 PM

SPOILERS: EXPLAINS THE JOKE.

1. It's a satire of nationalism/patriotism. America has kept a mindset of "fight the terrorists" for eight ongoing years. If the continuing effort hasn't worked, why not do something at home? The funny thing is, the suggested option is a really stupid idea.

2. It's a satire of religious fanaticism. Islam happened to be the subject because it connects with current events. Following any authority blindly is generally a bad idea, whether you follow your friends, the president, or a religion. The point here is that suicide is a seemingly drastic action to take after a simple uncontrolled event, such as seeing an unclothed woman.

3. Generally, men want sex. By suggesting a sexual orgy, u84 has garnered the (unofficial) support of nearly every male who reads this topic.

4. The reference to alcohol simply completes the joke; the cherry on top of the sundae. It creates a triad of warm feelings: the communal bond of patriotism, the primal pleasure of sex, and the sweet intoxication of beer.

It can be assumed that this is not to be taken seriously; it's so ludicrous that it's impossible. Extremely few people would dare walk outside naked for any reason. Extremely few people would kill themselves because of a blatant hate crime directed to them. Extremely few people would sit on their lawn and support a carnal display of abhorrence while drinking beer.
(I say "extremely few" because I expect no one would do any of these things, but this world is full of surprises)

END SPOILERS. I'm sorry if I killed the funny.

Mr. Bob · 08-4-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefOlukOneHand

I'm sorry if I killed the funny.

what funny are you talking about

Bill Kaulitz · 08-4-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dore

bitches is always gettin naked round me

We can't help it. You're just so sexy dore. xD

Quigly · 08-4-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GG_Guru

Wow. I can't believe what I just read..this was by far the most racist thread I've seen.

So what next, you're gonna go after the people from Africa and make a thread about how poor children in small countries should starve to death and tell every American to donate rats and bugs for sh*ts and giggles or some stupid sh*t like that?

Who cares, it's people like you that deserve to be deleted from existence, not the innocent muslims that try their best to live a normal life. Get a reality check bro.

You thought this thread was supposed to be funny? LMAO!

Hey Guru I'm gonna go to Kenya with an ice cream truck and laugh when all the kids can't buy anything cause they have no money, you in?

**Oni-Paranoia** · 08-4-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Quigly

Hey Guru I'm gonna go to Kenya with an ice cream truck and laugh when all the kids can't buy anything cause they have no money, you in?

I'm in ;D

Crashfan3 · 08-5-2009, 10:40 AM

better watch out quiggs them ****ers can run

and they're expert hunters too

**phe0nixblade** · 08-5-2009, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quigly

Hey Guru I'm gonna go to Kenya with an ice cream truck and laugh when all the kids can't buy anything cause they have no money, you in?

pick me pick me

Quigly · 08-5-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Crashfan3

better watch out quiggs them ****ers can run

and they're expert hunters too

Yeah...but I have a truck.

truck > spear ;D

**macgravel** · 08-5-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by quigly

hey guru i'm gonna go to kenya with an ice cream truck and laugh when all the kids can't buy anything cause they have no money, you in?

I LOVE YOU.

no caps here

**virus003** · 08-5-2009, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quigly

Hey Guru I'm gonna go to Kenya with an ice cream truck and laugh when all the kids can't buy anything cause they have no money, you in?

les do it soooonnnn

**Mollocephalus** · 08-5-2009, 03:20 PM

racism is racism

Crashfan3 · 08-5-2009, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mollocephalus

racism is racism

America is America.

Without racism, we'd still be in the dark ages, farmin' with goats and whatnot.

Chrissi · 08-5-2009, 06:48 PM

What is this I don't even.

**Stage:** · 08-5-2009, 06:51 PM

Why isn't this locked yet?

who_cares973 · 08-10-2009, 09:28 PM

its a lot easier to just masturbate to them on the internet

**gnr61** · 08-10-2009, 09:42 PM

ya rape is for the extroverted

**Garquillex** · 08-11-2009, 03:29 AM

{Mystery} · 08-11-2009, 03:34 AM

Wtf? o.0

rzr · 08-11-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DotKritic

+1.

18+ only.

Agreed.

**u84** · 08-11-2009, 09:26 AM

I love how half of the people get it and the rest.. well.. moving on..

Let me just set this straight: THIS IS NOT SERIOUS!

Okay, now that that's out of the way, I'd like to thank all of the blowhards who have nothing better to do than to post that they don't like a thread rather than just click to a different thread.

A DIFFERENT THREAD?!?!? OMG NW!!!!

Anyway, yeah, this isn't racist, you dumb ****s. This is a joke towards stupid Redneck retards who:
A.) Don't realize that it isn't Muslims who are terrorizing us,
B.) Don't realize that the Muslims living here are Americans, just like us and
C.) Don't understand the Muslim religion.. at all (clearly demonstrated by the part about Muslims killing themselves over seeing other women naked).

Hope that clears it up for the.. misguided.. folks.

08-3-2009, 10:56 PM	#41
ChiefOlukOneHand FFR Player Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 46	Re: Walk Naked in America Day SPOILERS: EXPLAINS THE JOKE. 1. It's a satire of nationalism/patriotism. America has kept a mindset of "fight the terrorists" for eight ongoing years. If the continuing effort hasn't worked, why not do something at home? The funny thing is, the suggested option is a really stupid idea. 2. It's a satire of religious fanaticism. Islam happened to be the subject because it connects with current events. Following any authority blindly is generally a bad idea, whether you follow your friends, the president, or a religion. The point here is that suicide is a seemingly drastic action to take after a simple uncontrolled event, such as seeing an unclothed woman. 3. Generally, men want sex. By suggesting a sexual orgy, u84 has garnered the (unofficial) support of nearly every male who reads this topic. 4. The reference to alcohol simply completes the joke; the cherry on top of the sundae. It creates a triad of warm feelings: the communal bond of patriotism, the primal pleasure of sex, and the sweet intoxication of beer. It can be assumed that this is not to be taken seriously; it's so ludicrous that it's impossible. Extremely few people would dare walk outside naked for any reason. Extremely few people would kill themselves because of a blatant hate crime directed to them. Extremely few people would sit on their lawn and support a carnal display of abhorrence while drinking beer. (I say "extremely few" because I expect no one would do any of these things, but this world is full of surprises) END SPOILERS. I'm sorry if I killed the funny.

08-5-2009, 10:40 AM	#46
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