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  • Specforces
    Yes
    • Jan 2004
    • 5028
    #1

    Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

    If you do, you must first take into account THE FACTS:

    ALL admins are direct relations to Synth and ALL mods are cousins or married into the family. So, if you aspire to be a moderator you must find a suitable member of the family to marry, ensure you have a large dowry, and then ask Synth's permission for marriage.

    If you aspire to an admin, it is much more difficult if you are not already related to Synthlight. This process is long and arduous and in many cases incredibly dangerous. First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test. After which, you will be immediately required to face another series of trials. One of which I will be providing. This trial is formally known as the Be Erpong Gametrial. If you pass this test, you will be officially indoctrinated into the legacy of Admins.

    Yours always,

    ~Specforces (Historian/Keeper of the Sacred Trials)
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    • NFD
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2007
      • 4715
      #2
      Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

      Considering this...

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        • EAGAMES
          Y0FACE!
          • Dec 2006
          • 4931
          #3
          Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

          Synthlight's sister dumped me last week so I guess I'm off to the Himalayan Mountains. Thanks Specs!
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            • foilman8805
              smoke wheat hail satin
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Sep 2006
              • 5704
              #4
              Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

              Cute.

              I hate Halo, and I'm terrible at beer pong.

              I'll just stick with my subscriber status for now. But thanks for the info, Spec.

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                • GuidoHunter
                  is against custom titles
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 7371
                  #5
                  Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                  Then you will pass into the SHRINE of the SILVER MONKEY...

                  --Guido

                  http://andy.mikee385.com

                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                  Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                    • FishFishRevolution
                      GotR Creator
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 7251
                      #6
                      Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                      I married NightSonnett. That's why I got modded.

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                        • foilman8805
                          smoke wheat hail satin
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5704
                          #7
                          Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                          Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                          Then you will pass into the SHRINE of the SILVER MONKEY...

                          --Guido

                          http://andy.mikee385.com
                          Ohai, Olmec.

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                            • Specforces
                              Yes
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 5028
                              #8
                              Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                              I married Wanita Rinata Reynolds Webb, Synth's third cousin twice removed, and let me tell you guys! She is a decent cook, she can only say three things... those being: Yessurh, Gahahhbab, and I will never disobey you. She makes for a wonderful cleaning lady and she NEVER questions me, EVER. She even lets me beat her whenever I want to! Here's the most recent picture I can find:
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                                • Grandiagod
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 6122
                                  #9
                                  Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                                  I don't want to be a moderator.

                                  They're all fags.
                                  He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                                    • orlando2k7
                                      FFR Veteran
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 157
                                      #10
                                      Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                                      Originally posted by Specforces
                                      If you do, you must first take into account THE FACTS:

                                      ALL admins are direct relations to Synth and ALL mods are cousins or married into the family. So, if you aspire to be a moderator you must find a suitable member of the family to marry, ensure you have a large dowry, and then ask Synth's permission for marriage.

                                      If you aspire to an admin, it is much more difficult if you are not already related to Synthlight. This process is long and arduous and in many cases incredibly dangerous. First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test. After which, you will be immediately required to face another series of trials. One of which I will be providing. This trial is formally known as the Be Erpong Gametrial. If you pass this test, you will be officially indoctrinated into the legacy of Admins.

                                      Yours always,

                                      ~Specforces (Historian/Keeper of the Sacred Trials)
                                      I understand that we won't be admins anytime soon, but i found this to be soo funny. lol
                                      Originally posted by freakysnots

                                      This thread makes god cry.
                                      ROFL

                                      Originally posted by Zageron
                                      Everything is Vistas fault. If your cat dies, it's also Vistas fault.

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                                        • hoochan
                                          woah shrooms
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 3838
                                          #11
                                          Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                                          i see no test of halo 3 in there

                                          this is definitely a ploy...

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                                            • Specforces
                                              Yes
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 5028
                                              #12
                                              Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                                              WHAT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF? eh? VILE AND LOWLY USER!!!!

                                              How dare you make a mockery of the introduction of these trials here on this board right now? Do you have no sense of reverence for the holy information that has just been passed down to you? HOW DARE YOU?!

                                              I see that there must be a lesson in ettiquete here in Chit Chat. I may take this daunting task on as soon as I finish indoctrinating the next Admin. YOU SILLY WORM! You better prepare for the upcoming onslaught. Your head will be among the first I hold in my hand to feast upon.
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                                                • omgitznpv
                                                  cohoooooon
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 6980
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                                                  Originally posted by Specforces
                                                  First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test.
                                                  I've already done this woo
                                                  Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                                                  What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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                                                    • lumphoboextreme
                                                      FFR Veteran
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 8592
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                                                      I could be an mp moderater or something. xD

                                                      I'm a noob at coding though so I would fail as an admin

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                                                        • Specforces
                                                          Yes
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 5028
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

                                                          copying and pasting things is FUNNY
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