Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

[Specforces]

If you do, you must first take into account THE FACTS:

ALL admins are direct relations to Synth and ALL mods are cousins or married into the family. So, if you aspire to be a moderator you must find a suitable member of the family to marry, ensure you have a large dowry, and then ask Synth's permission for marriage.

If you aspire to an admin, it is much more difficult if you are not already related to Synthlight. This process is long and arduous and in many cases incredibly dangerous. First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test. After which, you will be immediately required to face another series of trials. One of which I will be providing. This trial is formally known as the Be Erpong Gametrial. If you pass this test, you will be officially indoctrinated into the legacy of Admins.

Yours always,

~Specforces (Historian/Keeper of the Sacred Trials)

[NFD]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

Considering this...

[EAGAMES]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

Synthlight's sister dumped me last week so I guess I'm off to the Himalayan Mountains. Thanks Specs!

[foilman8805]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

Cute.

I hate Halo, and I'm terrible at beer pong.

I'll just stick with my subscriber status for now. But thanks for the info, Spec.

[GuidoHunter]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

Then you will pass into the SHRINE of the SILVER MONKEY...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[FishFishRevolution]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

I married NightSonnett. That's why I got modded.

[foilman8805]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

Then you will pass into the SHRINE of the SILVER MONKEY...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Ohai, Olmec.

[Specforces]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

I married Wanita Rinata Reynolds Webb, Synth's third cousin twice removed, and let me tell you guys! She is a decent cook, she can only say three things... those being: Yessurh, Gahahhbab, and I will never disobey you. She makes for a wonderful cleaning lady and she NEVER questions me, EVER. She even lets me beat her whenever I want to! Here's the most recent picture I can find:

[Grandiagod]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

I don't want to be a moderator.

They're all fags.

[orlando2k7]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

If you do, you must first take into account THE FACTS:

ALL admins are direct relations to Synth and ALL mods are cousins or married into the family. So, if you aspire to be a moderator you must find a suitable member of the family to marry, ensure you have a large dowry, and then ask Synth's permission for marriage.

If you aspire to an admin, it is much more difficult if you are not already related to Synthlight. This process is long and arduous and in many cases incredibly dangerous. First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test. After which, you will be immediately required to face another series of trials. One of which I will be providing. This trial is formally known as the Be Erpong Gametrial. If you pass this test, you will be officially indoctrinated into the legacy of Admins.

Yours always,

~Specforces (Historian/Keeper of the Sacred Trials)

I understand that we won't be admins anytime soon, but i found this to be soo funny. lol

[hoochan]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

i see no test of halo 3 in there

this is definitely a ploy...

[Specforces]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

WHAT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF? eh? VILE AND LOWLY USER!!!!

How dare you make a mockery of the introduction of these trials here on this board right now? Do you have no sense of reverence for the holy information that has just been passed down to you? HOW DARE YOU?!

I see that there must be a lesson in ettiquete here in Chit Chat. I may take this daunting task on as soon as I finish indoctrinating the next Admin. YOU SILLY WORM! You better prepare for the upcoming onslaught. Your head will be among the first I hold in my hand to feast upon.

[omgitznpv]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

First you must travel to an ancient and secret ruin in the Himalayan mountains. There you will find the sacred and venerable monk Chu Xiang Zi, he will then test your initial ability. From there, you must participate in a forbidden and secret ritual, known as the Ha Lo Deux Test.

I've already done this woo

[lumphoboextreme]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

I could be an mp moderater or something. xD

I'm a noob at coding though so I would fail as an admin

[Specforces]

Re: Do YOU want to be a Moderator or Admin?

copying and pasting things is FUNNY