Humans blew ass this game. Wilkin and Jurs were your two surviving wolves. The only wolf to get voted off was Guido and even then getting him was sheer dumb luck. Shame ap got banned on the last day, but I was sick of finding subs at that point.
Cypher and ap were who they said they were, obviously.
MVP to the FoJaR/Jurs tandem.
Tass had his postgame post written up a week ago. I can't wait to see this.
In case anyone's curious, here's how the lottery picks were distributed. You'll notice that, with the way I set it up, everyone's picks actually mattered, rather than keeping the roster order and making only one person's selection matter.
Night 1
Tasselfoot (Randy Foye): Tass
talisman (Patrick O'Bryant): talisman
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): N/A
GuidoHunter (Saer Sene): Tass
FoJaR (Shelden Williams): Tass
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): ap
Shashakiro (Cedric Simmons): Tass
Tps222 (Tyrus Thomas): ap
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): Fish
iggymatrixcounter (Rodney Carney): talisman
Kefit (Brandon Roy): Kefit
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong): ap
Omeganitros (Andrea Bargnani): Tass
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): Kefit
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): Tass
Tass: 6/16 (1-6)
ap: 4/16 (7-10)
Kefit: 2/16 (11-12)
talisman: 2/16 (13-14)
Fish: 1/16 (15)
None: 1/16 (16)
Roll: 15 (Fish) (Witness: none)
Wolves pick: talisman
Night 2
Tasselfoot (Randy Foye): Tass
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
GuidoHunter (Saer Sene): Tass
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): Tass
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): Kefit
Shashakiro (Cedric Simmons): Tass
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): ap
StoicRoivaS (Rodney Carney): Tass
Kefit (Brandon Roy): Kefit
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong)
Omeganitros (Andrea Bargnani): flypie
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): Afro
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): Tass
Tass: 6/14 (1-6)
ap: 3/14 (7-9)
Kefit: 2/14 (10-11)
Afro: 1/14 (12)
flypie: 1/14 (13)
None: 1/14 (14)
Dice roll: 10 (Kefit) (Witness: eb)
Wolves pick: Kefit
Night 3
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
GuidoHunter (Saer Sene): ap
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): ap
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): ap
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): Kefit
StoicRoivaS (Rodney Carney): ap
Kefit (Brandon Roy): Kefit
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong): blah
Omeganitros (Andrea Bargnani): ap
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): Afro
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): ap
ap: 8/12 (1-8)
Kefit: 2/12 (9-10)
Afro: 1/12 (11)
blah: 1/12 (12)
Lottery pick: 11 (Afro) (Witness: Kenzya)
Wolves pick: Kefit
Night 4
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): ap
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): None
sertman (LaMarcus Aldridge): ap
StoicRoivaS (Rodney Carney): ap
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong): blah
Omeganitros (Andrea Bargnani): ap
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): ap
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): ap
ap: 8/10 (1-8)
blah: 1/10 (9)
None: 1/10 (10)
Winning number: 5 (ap)
Wolves pick: Stoic
Night 5
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): ap
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): ap
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): ap
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong): None
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): ap
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): ap
ap: 7/8 (1-7)
None: 1/8 (8)
winning number: 2 (ap)
Wolves pick: blah
Night 6
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): ap
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): ap
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): ap
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): ap
No Dice Roll
Wolves kill: Afrobean
The braying and neighing of barnyard animals follows.
Cypher and ap were who they said they were, obviously.
MVP to the FoJaR/Jurs tandem.
Tass had his postgame post written up a week ago. I can't wait to see this.
In case anyone's curious, here's how the lottery picks were distributed. You'll notice that, with the way I set it up, everyone's picks actually mattered, rather than keeping the roster order and making only one person's selection matter.
Night 1
Tasselfoot (Randy Foye): Tass
talisman (Patrick O'Bryant): talisman
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): N/A
GuidoHunter (Saer Sene): Tass
FoJaR (Shelden Williams): Tass
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): ap
Shashakiro (Cedric Simmons): Tass
Tps222 (Tyrus Thomas): ap
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): Fish
iggymatrixcounter (Rodney Carney): talisman
Kefit (Brandon Roy): Kefit
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong): ap
Omeganitros (Andrea Bargnani): Tass
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): Kefit
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): Tass
Tass: 6/16 (1-6)
ap: 4/16 (7-10)
Kefit: 2/16 (11-12)
talisman: 2/16 (13-14)
Fish: 1/16 (15)
None: 1/16 (16)
Roll: 15 (Fish) (Witness: none)
Wolves pick: talisman
Night 2
Tasselfoot (Randy Foye): Tass
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
GuidoHunter (Saer Sene): Tass
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): Tass
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): Kefit
Shashakiro (Cedric Simmons): Tass
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): ap
StoicRoivaS (Rodney Carney): Tass
Kefit (Brandon Roy): Kefit
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong)
Omeganitros (Andrea Bargnani): flypie
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): Afro
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): Tass
Tass: 6/14 (1-6)
ap: 3/14 (7-9)
Kefit: 2/14 (10-11)
Afro: 1/14 (12)
flypie: 1/14 (13)
None: 1/14 (14)
Dice roll: 10 (Kefit) (Witness: eb)
Wolves pick: Kefit
Night 3
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
GuidoHunter (Saer Sene): ap
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): ap
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): ap
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): Kefit
StoicRoivaS (Rodney Carney): ap
Kefit (Brandon Roy): Kefit
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong): blah
Omeganitros (Andrea Bargnani): ap
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): Afro
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): ap
ap: 8/12 (1-8)
Kefit: 2/12 (9-10)
Afro: 1/12 (11)
blah: 1/12 (12)
Lottery pick: 11 (Afro) (Witness: Kenzya)
Wolves pick: Kefit
Night 4
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): ap
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): None
sertman (LaMarcus Aldridge): ap
StoicRoivaS (Rodney Carney): ap
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong): blah
Omeganitros (Andrea Bargnani): ap
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): ap
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): ap
ap: 8/10 (1-8)
blah: 1/10 (9)
None: 1/10 (10)
Winning number: 5 (ap)
Wolves pick: Stoic
Night 5
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): ap
flypie743 (Rudy Gay): ap
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): ap
blahblah18 (Hilton Armstrong): None
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): ap
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): ap
ap: 7/8 (1-7)
None: 1/8 (8)
winning number: 2 (ap)
Wolves pick: blah
Night 6
FishFishRevolution (J.J. Redick): ap
JurseyRider734 (Shelden Williams): ap
CypherToorima (LaMarcus Aldridge): ap
aperson (Adam Morrison): ap
Afrobean (Ronnie Brewer): ap
Wilkin (Thabo Sefolosha): ap
No Dice Roll
Wolves kill: Afrobean
The braying and neighing of barnyard animals follows.






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