i don't even know if i should post it here. well what ever
ok. so when "Gypsys" get married either the boy OR the Father Picks the bride. (the father usually only picks the bride if the son is too old/stupid/dont know how to talk to a girl/ugly/)
so ever since i was born my dads Cousin and his wife were allways like "Were Gonna Get Our Daughter Chanel Married To Your son" and my mom and her mom would allways argue saying "We Dont want your daughter"
So 1 day im bord just playing the game. then my unlce comes over. (not my Blood Uncle.) and asks "So How do you Like That Girl?" im like what girl? he reply'd "Chanel?" i was like Eww. no Thank You.
he was like o......k........
Then my Aunt And Uncle Come in town from VA (i live in NJ so its like a 3 hour Drive) Just to see her. im like What Brings you here? "Just Wanted to visit" not telling me because my Family Was Planing My Life
so Chanels Mom and Dad Come to visit my house. to Show Chanel to my Aunt and Uncle (Wierd how gypsys do thing am i rite?)
im like o.....k........ is my famliy Trying to get me married to this girl? (at this point i Still did'nt know what was going on.)
i Grew Up With This Girl. Shes My 2nd Cousin. She Was Like a Sister to me. so i was like
Then my Grandma FLYS on a PLAIN FROM FL!!! (i guess cause im the first grandson?) to bring this Girl a JC Purse and a Pair of Gold Earings.
Now i Figured it out. im like HELL NO!!!
my family is not the kind that you can just walk up to them and say "i dont like her. i dont want to marry her. i dont want to get married period. im only 15!!!" (and yes gypsys get married as young has 12!!!)
so now the make a mong-e-mose (which means they want to ask for her in public) and they lie me its one of there friends kids Bithday. (i knew what they was doing thogh) so we go the this Reserved Resturant and now i wana **** in my pants because its so awkward. now my dad asks her dad and he says yes. So now im allmost Officialy Married To her at this Point. that night i didnt sleep in fear. (every boy that her mom aunt grandma gave birth to was retarded. i mean cant talk. allways screaming. just plain retarded) so this scared me alot. i was Thinking "what if i have a son with her? i dont want a retarded son. if i have a son i want to play ball with him. drive him around. play with him." so then i started Crying. then i got on my knees and started to pray "Lord. Jesus. if its your will let this go thru. if not show me what to do..."
a few days later. my mom and dad plan a wedding. im guessing by now im gonna get married to her. now its locked in. then chanels family say "i dont like the place. i dont want that food, i dont want this and that etc." i know what these people are, so i knew that ment they wana stop this whole thing.
i start prasing the lord. "Thank you jesus. thank you lord. i knew it wasint your will"
A Few Days Later After That. my mom and the get everything the bought for her back. and my grandmas stuff.
it was finally over. it was done. i coudint beleave it
Did you ever have a gut feeling about something? like knowing somethings not supposed to happend?
well thats my Teenage Crisis Story. Feel Free To Ask Questions.
AND THIS IS NOT A ApRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!
ok. so when "Gypsys" get married either the boy OR the Father Picks the bride. (the father usually only picks the bride if the son is too old/stupid/dont know how to talk to a girl/ugly/)
so ever since i was born my dads Cousin and his wife were allways like "Were Gonna Get Our Daughter Chanel Married To Your son" and my mom and her mom would allways argue saying "We Dont want your daughter"
So 1 day im bord just playing the game. then my unlce comes over. (not my Blood Uncle.) and asks "So How do you Like That Girl?" im like what girl? he reply'd "Chanel?" i was like Eww. no Thank You.
he was like o......k........
Then my Aunt And Uncle Come in town from VA (i live in NJ so its like a 3 hour Drive) Just to see her. im like What Brings you here? "Just Wanted to visit" not telling me because my Family Was Planing My Life
so Chanels Mom and Dad Come to visit my house. to Show Chanel to my Aunt and Uncle (Wierd how gypsys do thing am i rite?)
im like o.....k........ is my famliy Trying to get me married to this girl? (at this point i Still did'nt know what was going on.)
i Grew Up With This Girl. Shes My 2nd Cousin. She Was Like a Sister to me. so i was like
Then my Grandma FLYS on a PLAIN FROM FL!!! (i guess cause im the first grandson?) to bring this Girl a JC Purse and a Pair of Gold Earings.
Now i Figured it out. im like HELL NO!!!
my family is not the kind that you can just walk up to them and say "i dont like her. i dont want to marry her. i dont want to get married period. im only 15!!!" (and yes gypsys get married as young has 12!!!)
so now the make a mong-e-mose (which means they want to ask for her in public) and they lie me its one of there friends kids Bithday. (i knew what they was doing thogh) so we go the this Reserved Resturant and now i wana **** in my pants because its so awkward. now my dad asks her dad and he says yes. So now im allmost Officialy Married To her at this Point. that night i didnt sleep in fear. (every boy that her mom aunt grandma gave birth to was retarded. i mean cant talk. allways screaming. just plain retarded) so this scared me alot. i was Thinking "what if i have a son with her? i dont want a retarded son. if i have a son i want to play ball with him. drive him around. play with him." so then i started Crying. then i got on my knees and started to pray "Lord. Jesus. if its your will let this go thru. if not show me what to do..."
a few days later. my mom and dad plan a wedding. im guessing by now im gonna get married to her. now its locked in. then chanels family say "i dont like the place. i dont want that food, i dont want this and that etc." i know what these people are, so i knew that ment they wana stop this whole thing.
i start prasing the lord. "Thank you jesus. thank you lord. i knew it wasint your will"
A Few Days Later After That. my mom and the get everything the bought for her back. and my grandmas stuff.
it was finally over. it was done. i coudint beleave it
Did you ever have a gut feeling about something? like knowing somethings not supposed to happend?
well thats my Teenage Crisis Story. Feel Free To Ask Questions.
AND THIS IS NOT A ApRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!
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