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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
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Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!
Wow, some people are so retarded. I can't believe the idiocy of some people. I've heard of some stupid ****, but this definatly tops it off.See you, Space Cowboy.Comment
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Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!
If I burned myself with McDonald's coffee that was over-heated I would have just went in and bitched and gotten myself something saying I could get free coffee for a week or something lol. That's what I did when I found a bone in my chicken nugget. I complained and said "I won't file anything if you give me a week of free quarter pounders." They did and I didn't do anything. But, chances are I wouldn't have anyway lol. Just a good way to get free food
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Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!
I can completely see suing a large corporation for something this stupid, considering they have gobs of money anyway. But an immigrant family? C'mon, man.Comment
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Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!
What makes him think that poor immigrant family could pay that much money!? They would need to be indentured slaves for him or something like that until the day they died, and then their children would continue it forever or something like that. If I were him, I'd settle for a nice piece of steak.Comment
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Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!
I wonder how being douched by burning hot coffee would fee?Comment
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Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!
Very much like dying, I'd imagine.
In your vagina.C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!Comment
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Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!
Indeed...Etc.
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"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
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Now in Paperback!Comment
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