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  • MalReynolds
    CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
    • Sep 2003
    • 6571

    #31
    Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

    Originally posted by Squeek
    Yeah, she did.
    Because McDonald's was liable. They have a pot of coffee that they over heat to get the aroma to permeate the store so people will be more inclined to buy it. It was around 50-100 degrees higher than it should have been, and the employees had been instructed NOT to serve out of that pot as it was a hazard. Lo and behold, it was the only pot they had left when they served her, and when the coffee touched her lip, it was hot enough to cause her to drop it. She had been a loyal customer before, so the temperature change was very unexpected. They were serving coffee, that if ingested, would scaled and burn your insides. Luckily, your mouth is there to tell you if something is too hot/too cold/too sexy, so the only thing that was her fault was dropping the coffee.
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    • GuidoHunter
      is against custom titles
      • Oct 2003
      • 7371

      #32
      Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

      Originally posted by Wlfwnd
      So...He's going to call in 63 witnesses to the loss of his pants. How do 63 people witness a pant losing and not know where his pants are? Or are they going to bear witness to him crying for a few weeks cause he couldn't wear those pants?
      The latter. He was a sad, weeping vagina... In the metaphorical sense.






































      Gross...

      --Guido


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      She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
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      • Wlfwnd91
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2006
        • 499

        #33
        Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

        Originally posted by MalReynolds
        Because McDonald's was liable. They have a pot of coffee that they over heat to get the aroma to permeate the store so people will be more inclined to buy it. It was around 50-100 degrees higher than it should have been, and the employees had been instructed NOT to serve out of that pot as it was a hazard. Lo and behold, it was the only pot they had left when they served her, and when the coffee touched her lip, it was hot enough to cause her to drop it. She had been a loyal customer before, so the temperature change was very unexpected. They were serving coffee, that if ingested, would scaled and burn your insides. Luckily, your mouth is there to tell you if something is too hot/too cold/too sexy, so the only thing that was her fault was dropping the coffee.
        So McDonald's actually did do something wrong? I thought it was just some whiney skank suing for no reason, but it would appear she had pretty good right if she was served scorching coffee. I mean, you hear the story and think "Umm...it's coffee...It's going to be hot." But, there's a difference between hot and deadly.

        EDIT: The sad part about this pants case though is that it's a judge who's doing it.If it were some lame ass John Doe it wouldn't be AS bad, but this guy should get fired for such a disgrace. He's giving judges a bad name that wasn't 100% clean to begin with.


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        • MeaCulpa
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jan 2007
          • 841

          #34
          Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

          Originally posted by stretchypanda
          This is an idiot suing a couple
          And their son. Because you know, it was his fault, too.

          Being a "judge", this dolt most likely learned about how people exploit the legal system. The irony, it burns!

          Originally posted by Wlfwnd91
          I thought it was just some whiney skank suing for no reason
          No, that was the finger-in-my-Wendy's-chili woman.
          Last edited by MeaCulpa; 05-3-2007, 01:21 PM.

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          • Squeek
            let it snow~
            • Jan 2004
            • 14444

            #35
            Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

            Oh, by the way, if you read the whole article, it says that they found the pants in question.

            It's so ridiculous.

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            • Wlfwnd91
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2006
              • 499

              #36
              Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

              Originally posted by Squeek
              Oh, by the way, if you read the whole article, it says that they found the pants in question.

              It's so ridiculous.
              ....That's even more f***ing rediculous!


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              • rade0110
                FFR Player
                • Dec 2004
                • 1253

                #37
                Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                Originally posted by Squeek
                Oh, by the way, if you read the whole article, it says that they found the pants in question.

                It's so ridiculous.
                No they didn't. They aren't his pants REMEMBER!!! Oh yeah, btw it's people like these that make me scared to work in the service industry. And I'm just a bartender...
                Originally posted by Synthlight
                Everyone uses quotes from Synthlight in their signature. So I'm making this one up to fit in.

                Cheers,

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                • Wlfwnd91
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 499

                  #38
                  Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                  Originally posted by rade0110
                  No they didn't. They aren't his pants REMEMBER!!! Oh yeah, btw it's people like these that make me scared to work in the service industry. And I'm just a bartender...
                  Someone will get drunk one day and throw up while on your shift. I got a new refridgerator the other day if you'd like the box


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                  • Squeek
                    let it snow~
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 14444

                    #39
                    Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                    Originally posted by rade0110
                    No they didn't. They aren't his pants REMEMBER!!! Oh yeah, btw it's people like these that make me scared to work in the service industry. And I'm just a bartender...
                    No, they were his pants. He just denies it.

                    The receipts match up and the owner even recognizes the exact style of belt loop because it was very unique.

                    They're his pants. He has no case if they give them to him, so he refused.

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                    • rade0110
                      FFR Player
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 1253

                      #40
                      Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                      Originally posted by Squeek
                      No, they were his pants. He just denies it.

                      The receipts match up and the owner even recognizes the exact style of belt loop because it was very unique.

                      They're his pants. He has no case if they give them to him, so he refused.
                      sarcasm...just to let you know
                      Originally posted by Synthlight
                      Everyone uses quotes from Synthlight in their signature. So I'm making this one up to fit in.

                      Cheers,

                      Synthlight

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                      • MalReynolds
                        CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 6571

                        #41
                        Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                        Originally posted by Wlfwnd91
                        So McDonald's actually did do something wrong? I thought it was just some whiney skank suing for no reason, but it would appear she had pretty good right if she was served scorching coffee. I mean, you hear the story and think "Umm...it's coffee...It's going to be hot." But, there's a difference between hot and deadly.
                        Yeah. Imagine being served a soda once a day every day for five years that was pleasantley cold. Then imagine that one day the soda was cold enough to cause you physical harm.

                        Originally posted by Wlfwnd
                        EDIT: The sad part about this pants case though is that it's a judge who's doing it.If it were some lame ass John Doe it wouldn't be AS bad, but this guy should get fired for such a disgrace. He's giving judges a bad name that wasn't 100% clean to begin with.
                        If/when/when/WHEN he loses they're going to call for him to be disbarred.
                        "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                        "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                        My new novel:

                        Maledictions: The Offering.

                        Now in Paperback!

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                        • Shashakiro
                          TWO THOUZAND COMBO
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 9082

                          #42
                          Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                          Anyone with a shred of human decency would realize that this guy should not only be disbarred, but probably imprisoned for being such a gigantic prick.
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                          • Squeek
                            let it snow~
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 14444

                            #43
                            Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                            They don't throw people in jail for interpreting laws stupidly.

                            Disbarring probably won't happen either. The case will probably be dismissed across the board though.

                            I mean, Jack Thompson still has his bar license and just look at all the crazy things he's done.

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                            • teh_masterers
                              Mashes on every song.
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 136

                              #44
                              Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                              Originally posted by Shashakiro
                              Anyone with a shred of human decency would realize that this guy should not only be disbarred, but probably imprisoned for being such a gigantic prick.
                              amen

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                              • MalReynolds
                                CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 6571

                                #45
                                Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                Originally posted by Squeek
                                I mean, Jack Thompson still has his bar license and just look at all the crazy things he's done.
                                He doesn't bend the law to completely screw over poor immigrant families, though. What the judge is doing is highly, highly unethical, which is the opposite of what the law is supposed to be about.
                                "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                                "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                                My new novel:

                                Maledictions: The Offering.

                                Now in Paperback!

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