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  • MalReynolds
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    • Sep 2003
    • 6571
    #16
    Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

    Typically, it's very easy to get lost in my pants. When MC Hammer went under, I bought his excess supply of his pants, which happened to be of the parachute variety, and managed to make one supremely large pair of pants out of them. I hired a team of dry-cleaners to take care of Grid A-6 yesterday, but they never reported and their radios went dead.
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      • theinsomniacnimrod
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2006
        • 69
        #17
        Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

        Wow - I cannot believe this guy. And why the hell does he need 63 witnesses?!!
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          • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
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            FFR Simfile Author
            • May 2004
            • 5184
            #18
            Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

            I wear pants.

            Originally posted by Lightdarkness
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              • FRANKKK
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 1802
                #19
                Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                Originally posted by theinsomniacnimrod
                Wow - I cannot believe this guy. And why the hell does he need 63 witnesses?!!
                Yeah seriously.
                What a retard.



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                  • Squeek
                    let it snow~
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 14444
                    #20
                    Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                    Originally posted by theinsomniacnimrod
                    Wow - I cannot believe this guy. And why the hell does he need 63 witnesses?!!
                    To skirt around the legal process. Why else?

                    He's a judge, so he knows what he can do to make the judge in his case favor him.

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                      • OrganisM
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2644
                        #21
                        Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                        You'd think this case would be outright thrown out of court...
                        .

                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                        Originally Posted by                         MrRubix[link]:
                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                         Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                          • madmatt621
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 3000
                            #22
                            Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                            Originally posted by Shashmakito
                            And you sue them cause you can't find your pants.
                            Is that the only pair he had?

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                              • OrganisM
                                FFR Player
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 2644
                                #23
                                Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                Originally posted by madmatt621
                                Is that the only pair he had?
                                Maybe he's afraid of getting caught with his pants down.
                                .

                                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                Originally Posted by                                 MrRubix[link]:
                                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                  • -paexaea-
                                    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                                    • Apr 2007
                                    • 4611
                                    #24
                                    Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                    It's a retarded reason to sue.

                                    Maybe not as bad as the McDonalds coffee incident, but hey.
                                    See you, Space Cowboy.

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                                      • madmatt621
                                        Banned
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 3000
                                        #25
                                        Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                        Originally posted by -paexaea-
                                        It's a retarded reason to sue.

                                        Maybe not as bad as the McDonalds coffee incident, but hey.
                                        That McDonalds incident was funny...did that McDonalds customer win?

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                                          • stretchypanda
                                            shock me shock me
                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 4123
                                            #26
                                            Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                            Originally posted by -paexaea-
                                            It's a retarded reason to sue.

                                            Maybe not as bad as the McDonalds coffee incident, but hey.
                                            No, this is definitely worse that some idiot suing a corporation with millions of dollars in its pockets. This is an idiot suing a couple who could never dream of meeting his outrageous demands.

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                                              • Squeek
                                                let it snow~
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 14444
                                                #27
                                                Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                                Originally posted by OrganisM
                                                You'd think this case would be outright thrown out of court...
                                                You might think that, but it's a judge who is suing. If he thought he had no chance, he wouldn't be doing it.

                                                Originally posted by matt
                                                That McDonalds incident was funny...did that McDonalds customer win?
                                                Yeah, she did.

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                                                  • GuidoHunter
                                                    is against custom titles
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 7371
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                                    Normally, I'd come in here and try to see the issue from the guy's perspective and ask at least a little credit to be given to him.

                                                    But no, this guy's just a bastard. Plain ol' bastard, through and through.

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                                                      • OrganisM
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 2644
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                                        Originally posted by stretchypanda
                                                        No, this is definitely worse that some idiot suing a corporation with millions of dollars in its pockets. This is an idiot suing a couple who could never dream of meeting his outrageous demands.
                                                        Not in terms of for the defendants. I think he meant in terms of the absurdity.

                                                        But once again, this is still far worse.
                                                        .

                                                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                                        Originally Posted by                                                         MrRubix[link]:
                                                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                                         Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                                          • Wlfwnd91
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                            • 499
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Drycleaners lost your pants? Replace them with a $67 million lawsuit!

                                                            So...He's going to call in 63 witnesses to the loss of his pants. How do 63 people witness a pant losing and not know where his pants are? Or are they going to bear witness to him crying for a few weeks cause he couldn't wear those pants?


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