All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

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    FFR Veteran
    • Feb 2006
    • 146

    #76
    Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

    "I Was Playn And I Crapped Myself In Pandemonooiniuum And It Went On The Pad! It Xploded And I Slipped And I Went To Hell Lol!!!111"

    - terence1357

    omfg, i still crack up everytime i read that hahaaaa hahahahhaa XD

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    • Stev031415
      FFR Player
      • Feb 2005
      • 25

      #77
      Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

      Peter Griffin: "Why did all the dinosaurs die off?"
      Museum guide: "Because you touch yourself at night"

      - Family Guy.
      Pure Genius.

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      • revdude04
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2005
        • 21

        #78
        Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

        "I've put on some weight for my upcoming film, where i play Peter Griffin as an english warrior fighting with the british against the british to gain independence for the brittish" -Peter Griffin

        Meg:I dont wanna babysit stewie anymore! I could be out having a life!
        Lois:You can complain all you want, but dont you lie to me!
        Peter:Oh, she just TORCHED your ass!

        "You are sweating and condensating, i will kick you in the tights and you will go down, youre very top heavy! 'OH YEAH!!' -oh, NO! naughty naughty kool aid man; you glass BITCH, you glass BASTARD." -Dane Cook about the Kool Aid man
        Last edited by revdude04; 03-23-2006, 07:22 PM.
        Originally posted by Foxboy9x
        but the motto isn't "all get the same" anymore...now it's "all goes to bush (and his administration)"
        fascist bastards


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        • scorpio1690
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2003
          • 4817

          #79
          Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

          "Men always say they want a threesome, me though, I've never felt the need to disappoint two women at once"-Comedian

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          • super-smashman
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2004
            • 2638

            #80
            Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

            "Kenny! Spin blossom nut-squash!" - Eric Cartman

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            • COBOL
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2004
              • 232

              #81
              Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

              "Guns don't kill people I kill people"-unknown
              Cornstalk Remanants

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              • CypherToorima
                Boss of all bosses
                • Jul 2003
                • 2452

                #82
                Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                " 'm sry" - So-and-so

                "My blood hurts" - What's her face
                Last edited by CypherToorima; 03-26-2006, 07:58 PM.
                I'm a figantic gaggot

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                • purplepopcorn
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 602

                  #83
                  Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                  Why are males so interested in sex? - SmarterChild

                  Be careful Billy, you might get smited! - random Gamefaqs guide.

                  In this current day and age; a few thousand years after some guy was nailed to a pole... - Douglas Adams

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                  • MonkeyFoo
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 397

                    #84
                    Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                    Labeling some unknown sources some people had...

                    "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck" - That's from Duke Nukem.

                    "Guns don't kill people... I kill people!" - That's gotta be the dwarves.

                    Cypher wins the thread with his last post.
                    And here's my personal addition:

                    "Hey, everybody: we're all gonna get laid!" - Rodney Dangerfield

                    [EDIT] Ok, I need to add the convo bit I just had with smarterchild:
                    "lobstermagnet32: Give me porn.
                    SmarterChild: Yes.

                    >>> Who Is Hotter? - Britney or Lindsay? Tell Us & You Can Earn A Free MP3 Player (sponsorship)"

                    Though they weren't naked in the ad. :'(
                    Last edited by MonkeyFoo; 03-26-2006, 10:11 PM.
                    How has it been 15 years

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                    • SuperCyborg33
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 72

                      #85
                      Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                      My friend at lunch today, " What a black thing to say."

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                      • Mindfields
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 1566

                        #86
                        Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                        Originally posted by MonkeyFoo
                        "Guns don't kill people... I kill people!" - That's gotta be the dwarves.
                        Actually, I remember seeing it on Wierd Al Yankovic's movie "UHF". They were interviewing the leader of the local NRA/Gun Club about gun control and he says "Let me make on thing clear; Guns don't kill people. I do."
                        Of course, I'm not sure if that was spinning off some other movie or comedy bit. So you could be right.

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                        • mattyohh
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 349

                          #87
                          Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                          Doesn't the guy in Happy Gilmore have a shirt saying that?
                          Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                          You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

                          Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

                          -Fish
                          lol

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                          • Mindfields
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 1566

                            #88
                            Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                            UHF came out before Happy Gilmore.

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                            • MrPoptart
                              Steam Id: MstrPoptart
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 475

                              #89
                              Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                              ooh yea thats right duke nukem
                              fun game.....
                              Originally posted by TheSaxRunner05
                              My WWE FC wasn't mashing, I was actually playing a much harder version of the chart in my head that had 1600 more notes. Much more skill.

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                              • mattyohh
                                FFR Player
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 349

                                #90
                                Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                                today in english "we were only 2 seconds under the time limit cant you give it to us anyway -jay. I would.....but it was **** anyway -Ms Robertson"
                                this is actually what she said to them it made me laugh
                                Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                                You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

                                Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

                                -Fish
                                lol

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