All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

[mattyohh]

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i know your all gonna hurt me for this but "guns dont kill people, chuck norris kills people" *dives under the table*

[banditcom]

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http://andy.mikee385.com:81/quotes.txt
800 kb of awesome quotes, mostly really funny.

"A Physicist is someone who averages the first 3 terms of a divergent series..."

If there is a nonessential phrase, you stick it in commas. Commas are the garbage bags of grammar.

A red sign on the door of a physics professor: 'If this sign is blue, you're going too fast.'

Particle physicists are always trying to hold a meeting, but whenever they decide on a place, the time changes.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Your site has never once loaded for me, let alone a link from your site. Why do you even bother?


Léon: Ey. What about the ring trick. You know that one?

[nforcer06164]

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"You guys have four minutes to, and four minutes after that. That's seven minutes." - My chemistry teacher

[nickadeemus]

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"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad." - Larry David

[GuidoHunter]

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Your site has never once loaded for me, let alone a link from your site. Why do you even bother?

As I've said before, a :81 needs to be added onto the URL with which I sign my posts in order to get to my site. I just don't want to do it every time.

However, my site's server is currently down, but it was up when I posted that text file. So, the file URL will work when the server's up, but the one I use to sign my posts will never work.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[banditcom]

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Put it in your signature or something instead along with your little explanation. I don't see the point in adding something at the end of every post that doesn't work, along with a name that appears to the left, all the while having a signature option (which I turn off, so I don't have to see them, as it cleans up the forums quite nicely).

[GuidoHunter]

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I would put an explanation in my sig, but few people actually try to go there without asking on AIM (or seeing my profile, ya n00b) that it wouldn't be worth the space. And, it's so outdated that it's almost embarassing.

But getting rid of it entirely? Thirty-six hundred posts and I'm just supposed to quit? No way. Once a0 shuts down, this'll be the only place that I do it, but I sure won't be stopping.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[msbrunnettemickey]

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Since i have William Shakespeare stuck in my head:

"What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet. So Romeo would, were would, were he not Romeo called...": Juliet, Shakespeare

That's all i could remember.. From act 2

Oh! And:

"Wisely and slow. They stumble that run fast": Friar Lawrence, Shakespeare.
From act 2 of course.

[mattyohh]

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"I need to use the computer for half an hour to type up this report for a hour"
-my dad

[Necamus]

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More Shakespeare (The only quote of his I actually have devoted to memory):
"It is a tale, told by a fool, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

[mattyohh]

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hahh in Macbeth " he hast killed me mother ''

[Doug31]

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Someone said, "For the love of god, don't revive this," so I will. I like the quote, "He who knows all the answers has not yet been asked all the questions." -unknown

[monkey_henry]

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i got some shakespheare
"...he has not so much brain as ear-wax"
and one that i heard
"hey i got an idea, u can go jump off the C.N. Tower, and the rest of the class can observe how high an idiot bounces."
my 7th grade teacher

[jamuko]

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"Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense."

[dunlop]

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"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying."
-Michael Jordan

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
-Mohandas Gandhi