MalReynold's Fields Your Questions In The MalReynold's Way.

[Tokzic]

Re: RE: Nominclature

MAL COME ON WUTS MY NAME THIS IS 4SRS INFO I NED IT

[lord_carbo]

RE: Re: RE: Nominclature

Does Lightknight know his name? O wai I don't even need Mal to know the answer to that.

[MrGiggles]

RE: Re: RE: Nominclature

I'm sorry, what? I was too busy celebrating. =P

If lord carbo wasn't denied from the GB, what would mead say?

[NuclearShadow]

Are you dead? =O

If you could be any video games character, who would you be?

What's better Trolls or My Litte Pony?

Why do they call him Bob the Builder if he just repairs things?

[Sol_Solis]

What is the most clever question someone has asked you thus far?

[lord_carbo]

Where's Waldo?

[The_Q]

WHAT...is your name?

Q

[MalReynolds]

What if there was no sound?

There would be no fury.

Mal, what is my name?


Answer that!

Legarious.

What if sugar was naturally green.
Would you like your coffee black or green?

Green. It is much more badass and outside the norm. I sugguest you take your coffee green as well, although that would take a massive amount of sugar to change the color.

Why did you skip over my ingenious and original question?

Got milk?

No, I'm lactose intolerant. Not because I can't drink milk, just because I don't like to put up with lactose's shit.

Got silk? (and cotton, ivory, opium, diamond, metal, rubber etc. etc. )

No to all of those except "etc."

What's a "wood-daver"?

Someone who makes a career out of whittaling wood blocks into sculpture.

If I flapped my palm trees really hard would I turn into a stereo?

This is no place for stupid questions that you already know the answer to.

How much wood could a Gary Coleman carry if a Gary Coleman coulda carry wood?

Trick questions. Gary Coleman can carry wood, and he can carry as much as a normal midget. Six logs per yard of body length.

Does buying and reading comic books make me a nerd?

No. Asking that question does.

What is the best way to protect yourself from lava?

Icing your feet down and throwing buckets of water onto patches of lava, ALA The Windwaker.

Why do some people suck?

Because not everyone can be as cool as I am.

If Sunny-D was a radioactive element, would it be possible to create a Sunny-D reactor and use it as an unlimited source of energy?

Yes, and I already have.

If lord carbo wasn't denied from the GB, what would mead say?

He'd throw a tantrum and then explode before rising from the ashes as another guy that hates Carbo.

Are you dead? =O

If you could be any video games character, who would you be?

What's better Trolls or My Litte Pony?

Why do they call him Bob the Builder if he just repairs things?

No.

Anyone sarcastic and charming. Maybe Irvine from FF8, even though I hated that game.

I used to get My Little Ponies for Christmas from my grandmother (who is crazy), so My Little Ponies.

Because he built all the things he has to repair. The original name of the show was "Bob the Shitty Builder."

What is the most clever question someone has asked you thus far?

I'll give it to you.

Where's Waldo?

Well, really, that depends on the book, the picture, and if I have to find his glasses or shoes.

WHAT...is your name?

Q

Monty Python Gag. Oh, wait, my name is Michael.

Mal

[chickendude]

Oh, wait, my name is Michael.

Mal

Is this a contradiction? Please explain your answer. Thank you.
-chickendude

[The_Q]

Whoooo are you? Who, who? Who, who? 'Cause I really wanna know.

Q

[lord_carbo]

Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Buddha?

(PS I laughed on the Bob the Builder thing really hard, nice one.)

[MalReynolds]

Oh, wait, my name is Michael.

Mal

Is this a contradiction? Please explain your answer. Thank you.
-chickendude

I just blew your mind. And that, mon frer, is the answer to that question, mon frer.

Whoooo are you? Who, who? Who, who? 'Cause I really wanna know.

Q

I am the original cast of CSI Las Vegas.

Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Buddha?

Whoever's God is stronger.

Mal

[lord_carbo]

Is that your final answer?

[chickendude]

If I were as cool as you (hypothetical situation)

how cool would I be? (units in giga-fizzle points please)

[Grandiagod]

What happens if a person doesn't use question marks