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  • MalReynolds
    CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
    • Sep 2003
    • 6571

    #16
    Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReynold

    Originally posted by emccky
    Is a hypocrite related to a hypopattamus?

    Do you like the paparatzi? Speaking of which, do you play yahtzee?
    No. You would be better suited to ask Jesus this question. He had a major beek with them.

    I don't like questions that rhyme, I think they dime. I mean, I think they suck.

    Mal
    "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


    My new novel:

    Maledictions: The Offering.

    Now in Paperback!

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    • esupin
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2003
      • 1756

      #17
      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReynold

      Is Spin City better than My Wife and Kids? If so, is Michael J. Fox taller than David Spade?

      http://www.youtube.com/esupin

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      • MalReynolds
        CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
        • Sep 2003
        • 6571

        #18
        Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReynold

        Originally posted by esupin
        Is Spin City better than My Wife and Kids? If so, is Michael J. Fox taller than David Spade?
        Early Spin City is better. When J. Fox left, the show slid a lot.

        So, it depends.

        David Spade made a living as a jockey. J. Fox is taller.

        Mal
        "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

        "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


        My new novel:

        Maledictions: The Offering.

        Now in Paperback!

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        • chickendude
          Away from Computer
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Sep 2003
          • 1901

          #19
          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReynold

          If the world was an apple
          which part would be the stem?

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          • MalReynolds
            CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
            • Sep 2003
            • 6571

            #20
            Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReynold

            Originally posted by chickendude
            If the world was an apple
            which part would be the stem?
            The giant candycane that adorns the North Pole.

            Mal
            "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

            "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


            My new novel:

            Maledictions: The Offering.

            Now in Paperback!

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            • XDDRCutieX
              FFR Player
              • Jul 2004
              • 251

              #21
              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReynold

              If a tree falls in the woods but no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

              Much love,
              Rach

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              • MalReynolds
                CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                • Sep 2003
                • 6571

                #22
                Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReynold

                Originally posted by XDDRCutieX
                If a tree falls in the woods but no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

                Much love,
                Rach
                Only if it is a woman, because then it would constantly complain.

                Mal

                /end my expierience with a crappy, crappy woman.
                "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                My new novel:

                Maledictions: The Offering.

                Now in Paperback!

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                • chickendude
                  Away from Computer
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 1901

                  #23
                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReyno

                  if you had an expierience with a crappy, crappy woman, would you paralell her to a tree?

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                  • XDDRCutieX
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 251

                    #24
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: MalReyno

                    How do you know though? Like if no one is there.......then you can't hear anything so you don't know if it really makes a sound....God I hate these questions...Why do they make questions like that and say they are sapposed to relax you, yet all they do is stress you out? Better question?

                    Much love,
                    Rach

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                    • msbrunnettemickey
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1780

                      #25
                      RE: MalReynold's Fields Your Questions In The MalReynold's W

                      What if there was no time?

                      בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                      מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                      יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                      אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                      אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                      אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                      ודואג ודואג נורא

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                      • MalReynolds
                        CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 6571

                        #26
                        Re: RE: MalReynold's Fields Your Questions In The MalReynold

                        Originally posted by chickendude
                        if you had an expierience with a crappy, crappy woman, would you paralell her to a tree?
                        Never.

                        Originally posted by XDDRCutieX
                        How do you know though? Like if no one is there.......then you can't hear anything so you don't know if it really makes a sound....God I hate these questions...Why do they make questions like that and say they are sapposed to relax you, yet all they do is stress you out? Better question?

                        Much love,
                        Rach
                        Because God likes stress. He puts it on crackers and eats it like a fine brie. And yes, it would make a sound. You weren't in the room when you were concieved, and yet holy crap, here you are. DO NOT QUESTION ME.

                        Originally posted by msbrunnettemickey
                        What if there was no time?
                        Then Gandalf could stop giving his goofy-assed explanation whenever he arrived at places.
                        "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                        "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                        My new novel:

                        Maledictions: The Offering.

                        Now in Paperback!

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                        • JurseyRider734
                          lil j the bad b-word
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 7507

                          #27
                          RE: Re: RE: MalReynold

                          Will you marry me?
                          Originally posted by Arch0wl
                          I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                          Originally posted by Afrobean
                          Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                          the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                          Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                          • yelruf3
                            FFR Player
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 134

                            #28
                            Nominclature

                            Why doesn't Mal love me anymore?

                            Why did I insist on calling "Serenity", Serendipity?

                            When will I goto a meetup???

                            Is there such a thing as too many questions?

                            -Erik
                            Originally posted by ananana
                            you made me get eat
                            Originally posted by Cj_leonine
                            I'm waaaaay too immature for this thread. Getting The **** Out.

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                            • The_Q
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2004
                              • 4391

                              #29
                              RE: Nominclature

                              May I have your children?

                              What is trout?

                              Q

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                              • QreepyBORIS
                                FFR Player
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 7454

                                #30
                                RE: Nominclature

                                What is love?

                                How much ya bench? STEROID FREEEE.

                                Signature subject to change.

                                THE ZERRRRRG.

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