Re: Post Your Picture IV - trip the deep - READ PAGE 1
Homecoming last night.
I need to not smile in pictures. My smile looks terrible.
Also, the picture doesn't do justice to how tall I am or how short she is. She's in like three inch heels for the picture, and I was bending so the height difference wouldn't be so obvious.
SLOWDANCING WITH SOMEONE LIKE A FOOT SHORTER THEN YOU IS FUCCEN HARD
Re: Post Your Picture IV - trip the deep - READ PAGE 1
Nice suit.
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
ודואג ודואג נורא
Re: Post Your Picture IV - trip the deep - READ PAGE 1
I date people at least a foot shorter than me because I <3 small people.
And slow dancing with small people isn't fuccen hard.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
Re: Post Your Picture IV - trip the deep - READ PAGE 1
Girlfriend- 5'1"
Me-6'1"
Perfectly easy.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
Re: Post Your Picture IV - trip the deep - READ PAGE 1
yeah i have nex if you want it just ask
I don't care if your world is ending today Because I wasn't invited to it anyway You said I tasted famous, so I drew you a heart But now I'm not an artist I'm a ****ing work of art.. -Marilyn Manson
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