The Idiocy of Teachers Thread

[Omeganitros]

Nobody is perfect.

[lightdarkness]

Everybody is perfect.

[JurseyRider734]

My Math teacher is a retard. I think she's bipolar or something...she's really the most stupid teacher i've ever had.

My Spanish teacher taught us "poner" in the preterito, and was like "PUSE IN THE HE/SHE/UD. FORM. HAHAHAHA. PUSE!!" Then she taught us what "penis" "******" and "pussy" was. She's crazy. I heard that last semester she put a box on her head infront of a projecter and started making noises like she was Godzilla.

My English teacher last year I remember was really really stupid. She frequently misspelled things. Extremely simple words. Two letter words. Can anyone say "Do"? Yeah, she spelled it "Dow now" instead of "Do now". She also spelled something else wrong...like hear or something. I don't remember the other one, I just remember she was stupid.

[msbrunnettemickey]

The Idiocy of Teachers Thread

Lol...

Once in 9th grade i needed to walk in the ESL room to pick up some glue sticks, and the Korean teacher was like "HAJIMA!, Oh look who is you? what do want? take what do and get back"

O.O

My History teacher is racist... he should be fired right now
This is what happened in my class 2 days ago
Daniel (who is african american) is very sensitive toward racisem so anything you say about something black he gets crazy

Dani: Hey Mr Zoro, which pass should i take? I really need to go to the bathroom

Mr. Zorovich: The black one -Laughes-

Dani: O.O -runs out of the room-.

[QreepyBORIS]

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My Civics teacher is horrible.

She spelled "Skyscraper" wrong about 3 times. She never got it right, even after we told her. Dyslexia + dumb.

The first time around, it was "skycrappers". Yep.

[falconsfan14]

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lmao, skycrappers XD!

[talisman]

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We got my physcis teacher (he's from Pakistan) to say "Spank it" as he was spinning a bicycle wheel.

My calc teacher this year was all hopped up on codeine (she was sick) and my class (which is seven people) was sitting around talking about drugs and she just says from her desk out of nowhere, "You shouldn't smoke weed. That stuff fucks up your lungs." We continued talking normally for a few minutes before realizing that our teacher had just casually dropped the F-bomb on us.

[jewpinthethird]

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"What do math samrt students do when it is rainning outside?"

"Coincide."

Actually, that isnt idiotic...infact it is actually pretty witty.

[msbrunnettemickey]

"What do math samrt students do when it is rainning outside?"

Haha Jewpin made a typo... ^_^ Just messing...

Hmm.. My English teacher spells lose as "loose" she has done that ALL YEAR! (well maybe because we never correct her)

[HansSky]

I should change the topic title. Like Freak/jewpin, you can post stuff said by completely awesome and funny teachers, too.

[Squeek]

Darn. I haven't had truly retarded teachers. The only teachers I can remember are the awesome ones.

My 11th grade English teacher taught our class lessons about life all the time. For example, when he decided to teach us about denotations and connotations, he gave us a MASSIVE LIST on connotations for "vomit". It was the best day of my life.

My favorite one? "Spew a rainbow of past-digested delicacies."

~Squeek

[jewpinthethird]

"What do math samrt students do when it is rainning outside?"

Haha Jewpin made a typo... ^_^ Just messing...

Story of my life.

[msbrunnettemickey]

And what do you mean by THAT?

[Cenright]

I haven't had any really stupid teachers.

We had a teacher who made a few of us Campus Tech crew. I was the network hardware and medium specialist.

I would be sitting in history, and one of her messengers would come in and say: "Um, Is Cairen busy? Mrs. _____ wants her to go check the computer drops in room 23." All my teachers knew that I could be called out, and so I didn't have too many problems with teachers trying to withhold me. The campus security knew me so well, that I didn't even need a campus pass for roaming around while class was in. I would walk by, say hi to the security, and even though I wasn't holding a pass, they never stopped me.

That sophomore year was great. My brother had even more campus immunity than I did. I think he was out of class almost as much as he was in, and his teachers just knew. He or I would walk into a class that was still in session, drop under one of the side tables with computers, and test/work on the drops. We had a new technology grant, and there were 6-8 computers in each class, not counting the computer labs.

The tech crew had a greater ranking and fewer rules. We skipped out on school assemblies sometimes, were able to leave class early if a problem persisted. I had $500 bucks of equipment that I could pick up in the computer lab, and then I could go to work. If there was a substitute teacher, that was almost a free pass to leave class.

[Tank101]

My Language Arts teacher said quote "Anyone who doesn't like what Bush is doing is in la la land and needs to come into reality." I laughed, like, out loud.

Also, in the middle of reading The Diary of Anne Frank, she got up and said quote "Ok, everyone stand up and yell HEIL HITLER!!!" No one said anything, but she really did it. She was trying to show how they did it. Also, she wants me to do a report on this horrible book that gives no holocaust information, except how exactly the Jews died.