The Idiocy of Teachers Thread

[blargherness]

Once in 9th grade i needed to walk in the ESL room to pick up some glue sticks, and the Korean teacher was like "HAJIMA!, Oh look who is you? what do want? take what do and get back"

HA! if that happened to me i'd just stare at him/her for like, 5 minutes, and start walking slowly away

[The_Q]

“I can’t put it in English, I’m losing my mind.” – December 15, 2004

That's actually a wonderful teaching method. If you can't put it in your own words you ought to avoid telling it to someone else. You know those essays I write? They're more for me than you.

-My 6th Grade Social Sci teacher taught me the economics of comic book stores and the economics of the WWE. I love him.

-I play air guitar with my Orchestra director sometimes.

-My principal came over the intercom one day to address profanity. This took place during my AP World History class (the class that lead me to the equasion "intellect^-1=maturity") The principal began crying near the end where she addressed the "F-bomb." Please note how hilarious this was to the whole school. Anyway, once this is over, the whole class starts calling each other "ret...urnable to Wal-Mart" or "CURSES TO THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD." The illegit child thing got the teacher to explain "bastards throughout history." That started sometime like "There have always been great bastards throughout the ages..." A few weeks later she explained the origins of "******" and "gay" in use to describe homosexuals.

-My English teacher doesn't like TMBG

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[Mindfields]

Q!
Our Social Studies substitute gave us the choice of A)Staying in the room and talking to him (he's a really cool guy and substitutes here often, so we all know him). B)Goin into the computer lab to look at porn and play naughty sim date games (actually, he said that if we had the nerve to do that, atleast invite him) or C) Run around like wild animals and punch anybody's jaw that says the N word. Which is all the 6th graders. Stupid sixies...
I like the guy, he's cool.

[ReVengeLover]

my history teacher is soo retarded...she makes us do worksheets and stupid stuff like that and we haven't learned a thing...she gives us the worksheeets so we can kill time...how stupid is that?

[msbrunnettemickey]

I remember in half of my 8th grade year, My history teacher didn't check our h.w... And gave us ONLY quizzes. Yes goodtimes... No wonder i got an A+ in his class.

[RevenG-]

I just sit in the back and prank phone call people during class with my cell phone.

LoL You sound like my friend Myles!

[jujo07]

Just a couple of days ago I had a substitute in my Trig class and my teacher's desk is fairly clean, neat and arranged, the way he wants it. Well this sub. didn't think so. She rearranged all the drawers and put things in different spots and everything. I mean she's a nice sub but a little coocoo. I've had her numerous other times and she does it to their desks also.

[RevenG-]

Anyways, my friend myles gets referrals almost everday(office refferals). So our science teacher that we make fun of Mr. Cambell(or Campbell I dunno') gave myles a refferal when it was one of the only days he actually wasn't bothering anyone and not being disrespectful. So myles crumpled up the refferal and Mr. Cambell said "Your not supposed to crumple up the refferal" wich is weird because most teachers would verbally abuse the kid if they did that. So myles uncrumpled it and ripped it apart and he went up to the office without the refferal. Guess What? For my dumb teacher he made one of the girls in my class get the ripped up pieces and take them to the office. He is stupider than hell!

[Stev031415]

My Grade 6 teacher once said:
"anybody who talks during this test dies"

Yikes...

As you can guess it was one of the quietest tests i'd ever had.

[BluE_MeaniE]

John, one of the history teachers, yells at students if they're acting like "traditional high school students."
Since we go to our alternative school, we're better than everyone who goes to regular high schools, I guess.

Though he is a very good teacher.

[Tank101]

My Spanish teacher threw a marker at us one time.

By us, I mean she threw it randomly and hard in the mass of students in her class.

[JurseyRider734]

In 3rd grade my teacher threw a stapler at this kid named Peter in my class.


Just missed.

[Mindfields]

John, one of the history teachers, yells at students if they're acting like "traditional high school students."
Since we go to our alternative school, we're better than everyone who goes to regular high schools, I guess.

Though he is a very good teacher.

Umm...down here in Tejas Alternative Schools are on a...lower level than Traditional Schools, to put it nicely. Let's just say that I got enrolled in an Alternative School for taking a boxcutter to school, for example.

[ckj846]

Lets see...
My band teacher way back in 7th grade was scary...
He threw his pens, pencils, and even chairs at us if we didn't play up to his standards...
So, one of the kids asked him...
"Mr. G. Do you know what hentai is?"
His stupidest reply was...
"Yeah, I have a lot of hen ties!"...
k, then he got mad and started pelting music stands at us because we wouldn't stop laughing...
O_o

[BluE_MeaniE]

John, one of the history teachers, yells at students if they're acting like "traditional high school students."
Since we go to our alternative school, we're better than everyone who goes to regular high schools, I guess.

Though he is a very good teacher.

Umm...down here in Tejas Alternative Schools are on a...lower level than Traditional Schools, to put it nicely. Let's just say that I got enrolled in an Alternative School for taking a boxcutter to school, for example.

Oh.
Well, not here, it's not that kind of school.

You have to choose to go here as opposed to the regular schools and they have a much higher standard for students.