I want to become a vibrator

[Artic_counter]

So yeah, I really want to learn how to vibrate but I don't know where to start. I consider myself pretty decent at StepMania but I have a certain weakness when it comes to jacks so I was wondering if you knew where I could start practicing and if you could give me tips.

[cedolad]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

Is sad the thread title caught my attention, thinking of a different kind of vibrator? ;_;

get a stop watch, go into Microsoft Word, start the stop watch with the opposite hand you're using (should trade between hands often), vibrate using the keys you use, then stop at about 10 secs or so. And count how many characters you hit. then aim to beat that, and keep trying.

[Artic_counter]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

Lol it was done on purpose xD Best way to get a lot of people to view my thread xD

[dandandamdandan1111]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

Lol it was done on purpose xD Best way to get a lot of people to view my thread xD

lol thats why i came. (thats what he said,) but on a more serious note, i dont really know if one can learn to vibr9. but you could try i guess. just tense up your arms, practice on desks at school or something.

[DossarLX ODI]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

It's mainl done with wrist motions

[cedolad]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

lol thats why i came. (thats what he said,) but on a more serious note, i dont really know if one can learn to vibr9. but you could try i guess. just tense up your arms, practice on desks at school or something.

what's a virba9?

[funmonkey54]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

Well, I would suggest starting by eating out girls with a smaller vagina. Then, as you gradually increased to your preferred vaginal opening size, begin moving your head from side to side gradually faster with your tongue deeply inserted into the aforementioned crotch. As time goes on, your speed, endurance, accuracy and general ability to provide pleasure will improve.

[dandandamdandan1111]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

what's a virba9?

haha shut the fuck up

[YaBoySM]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

Well, I would suggest starting by eating out girls with a smaller vagina. Then, as you gradually increased to your preferred vaginal opening size, begin moving your head from side to side gradually faster with your tongue deeply inserted into the aforementioned crotch. As time goes on, your speed, endurance, accuracy and general ability to provide pleasure will improve.

I'm tempted to sig this, should I?

It's mainl done with wrist motions

Listen to this guy, he's one of the best.

Also, I made this thread awhile ago that might seem helpful: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=104855

[cedolad]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

omg a smart post by you. Keep it up. Keep posting like that. Yes, no more gay posts. Keep doing that.

[bender5]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

I think you might just need to change your batteries dude.

Oh wait...

[bmah]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

The first thing that came to my mind when reading the topic title was "I want to have arthritis".

[who_cares973]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

you seem to have the speed judging from the videos ive seen

[Mr. Bob]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

I'm tempted to sig this, should I?

no, you shouldn't because it isn't remotely humorous

[virus003]

Re: I want to become a vibrator

I'm tempted to sig this, should I?

dude you don't ****ing ask the public about whether you should sig something or not