Sweet. After getting this goth/emo makeover, fangirls aren't trying to rape me anymore.
Wait, there's a powder-faced poser slut with leather straps for clothing at 10 o'clock. Never mind. *gets out AK-47*
Ugh. I forgot, I'm using anti-prep bullets that don't work on goths, even ones as poser as this one. Where can I get a pack of anti-goth bullets? They're illegal these days in this goth-dominated society...
My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:
Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content
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