Programming Course
Posted on: August 6, 2007, at 07:09:12pm

Lesson 1.1. Variables:

Variables are program elements that can store data of a defined type. Usually they have awesome names like:
double withCheese;
double dragon;
double ornothing;
int ellectual;
int pepe;
int erruption;
int ernet;
public int erests; /* For politicians' friends */
private int imate; /* Secret data */
char cutero;
char mander;
String ent;
String strongstrung;
bool eria_booleria; /* People that have not listened to David Bisbal are lucky */
FileInputOutputObjectStreamOfTheDeathAndHoorayJavaAndTheMotherWhoGaveBirthToIt f;
long Horn;
long penis; /* Variable for men */
long Shot;
long chickenburguerking;
char ismatic;
Thread Aster;