Posted on: March 9, 2007, at 09:55:58am

Random quotes!
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
-- George Carlin
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Flip Wilson
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man.
-- Jack Handey