When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
This is really funny!!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.lol

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls...

back in auuuuustin... and i am using tha internet!

the connection is so slow at home, so i don't even use it...

anyway, last semester turned out better than i thought...

PHY 316 ELECTRICITY AND MAGNETISM B
PHY 116L LABORATORY FOR PHY 316 B
M 340L MATRICES AND MATRIX CALCULATNS B
GOV 310L AMERICAN GOVERNMENT B
M 427K ADV CALCULUS FOR APPLICATNS I B
----------------------------TOTALS:
HOURS 14
GRADE POINT AVERAGE 3.0000

CUMULATIVE UT WORK 31 HOURS, 2.9354
HOURS TRANSFERRED 14
TOTAL UT + TRANSFER 45

yeah... my overall gpa is 2.93.... but imma push it over 3.1 this semester... i guarantee it.
>_< m/

winter break was bittersweet, but my family is strong, and we will not fall to weakness (stuff you don't really need to know).

the physics final was tough... i'll hopefully get a B in the class.

well, i finally leave for home today...

i won't be on ffr much at all when i'm at home so take care, happy holidays, and see you whence i return.

^_^ peace and love,

aaron

110 FC's...

and just the physics final...

hmmm... i hope i can get an A in E&M!

i think i'll get an A i linear algebra... the final went well.

annnnd... i'll be home on tuesday!

over 100 FCs now...

yea... now, imma study for linear algebra, and E&M physics finals...

hopefully, i passed differential equations... it was friggin hard.