The Saga of Timathy McHabbernather
Posted on: November 1, 2007, at 06:21:31pm

I truely hate it when people message me and ask "who is this?" or any other variation of, so heres a case of a soul i now feel sorry for when she asked the cursed question.
Here it goes:
[16:06] YOUxxWiiSH11: who r u?
[16:06] TENDOKID91: good question
[16:07] YOUxxWiiSH11: whoooo
[16:07] YOUxxWiiSH11: r u hannahs friend?
[16:07] TENDOKID91: hannah montana?
[16:07] YOUxxWiiSH11: no u dip shit
[16:07] TENDOKID91: awww
[16:07] YOUxxWiiSH11: hannah
[16:08] TENDOKID91: yea.. =p
[16:08] YOUxxWiiSH11: lilprincess///
[16:08] YOUxxWiiSH11: who r u?
[16:08] TENDOKID91: good question XP
[16:08] YOUxxWiiSH11: tellll mmeeeee who u r/
[16:08] TENDOKID91: whats with all the ////'s?
[16:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: accident
[16:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: its supposed to be ?
[16:09] TENDOKID91: then press shift harder =p
[16:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: lol who r u please tell me
[16:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: oops
[16:10] TENDOKID91: well a ! would have been better instead of a ? anyways, it wouldnt be right for that statement to be a question
[16:10] YOUxxWiiSH11: ok.
[16:10] YOUxxWiiSH11: who are you?? do NOT say good question
[16:10] TENDOKID91: excelent inquiery
Session Close (YOUxxWiiSH11): Thu Nov 01 16:14:16 2007

Session Start (Tendokid91:YOUxxWiiSH11): Thu Nov 01 16:40:11 2007
[16:40] YOUxxWiiSH11: please tell meee
[16:40] TENDOKID91: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!!! OH MY GOSH!!!
Session Close (YOUxxWiiSH11): Thu Nov 01 16:40:40 2007
[17:53] YOUxxWiiSH11: hii...
[17:53] TENDOKID91: oh dear god...
[17:53] YOUxxWiiSH11: r u gunna tell me who u r now?
[17:53] YOUxxWiiSH11: come on
[17:53] YOUxxWiiSH11: i prolly know you.
[17:54] YOUxxWiiSH11: do u go to hannahs school
[17:54] TENDOKID91: why do you care?!
[17:54] YOUxxWiiSH11: i really really wanna know!!!!!!!!
[17:54] YOUxxWiiSH11: if u tell me ill leave you alone
[17:55] TENDOKID91: well then we've come to a stalemate
[17:55] YOUxxWiiSH11: so who r u
[17:55] TENDOKID91: and so it beings again
[17:55] YOUxxWiiSH11: IF U TELL ME WHO YOU ARE I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT U HAVE TO TELL ME
[17:56] TENDOKID91: well theres always that huge block button that i can press at any time =p
[17:56] YOUxxWiiSH11: come on
[17:56] YOUxxWiiSH11: do u want me to tell u who i am first
[17:57] TENDOKID91: fine fine, they call me Timathy MCHabbernather, i hail from scottland and settled in the east of these united states
[17:57] TENDOKID91: there came a time when I, TImathy Mc Habbernather, didn't think i'd be accepted by the general public but i proved them wrong
[17:58] YOUxxWiiSH11: surrreee......
[17:58] TENDOKID91: you catch on quick dont you =p
[17:59] YOUxxWiiSH11: r u sawyer???
[17:59] TENDOKID91: no O.o
[17:59] YOUxxWiiSH11: abby?
[17:59] TENDOKID91: im not a girl O.o
[17:59] YOUxxWiiSH11: ur sawyer
[18:00] TENDOKID91: i know a guy whos last name is sawyer
[18:01] TENDOKID91: anyways, they call me Timathy McHabbernather, i'm partially a psycopath and i've won the disabled olympics in 1975, impressive no?
[18:02] YOUxxWiiSH11: yeah like im gunna belive you
[18:04] TENDOKID91: you better believe me! FOR I AM TIMATHY MCHABBERNATHER!!!
[18:04] YOUxxWiiSH11: yeah and im the queen of england
[18:05] TENDOKID91: nice to meet you! whats england like?
[18:05] YOUxxWiiSH11: YOUR AN IDIOT
[18:05] YOUxxWiiSH11: i was being carcastic
[18:05] TENDOKID91: many pardons your majesty
[18:05] YOUxxWiiSH11: im not the quueeeennnnnnnn i was being carcastic
[18:06] TENDOKID91: its spelled with an s
[18:06] YOUxxWiiSH11: i dont care
[18:08] TENDOKID91: you should! youre the queen!
[18:08] TENDOKID91: and for one I think i should tell your majesty that you should ahve gordon brown fix the congestion around london
[18:09] TENDOKID91: its terrible to get around in there!
[18:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: I AM NOT THE QUEEN
[18:09] TENDOKID91: AND NOW THE QUEEN LIES
[18:09] TENDOKID91: OOOOOH THE PARLIMENT WILL HAVE A FEILD DAY WITH THIS ONE
[18:10] YOUxxWiiSH11: IM HEATHER IM IN HANNAHS READING CLASS AND YOUR SAWYER BROWN!
[18:11] TENDOKID91: WELL IF YOU WERE TALK TO "ME" THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU TALK TO THIS SAYWER BROWN HES GOING TO LOOK AT YOU LIKE AN IDIOT AND RECALL THAT HE HAS NO MEMORY OF THIS CONVERSATION NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU BEAT IT OUT OF HIM! BECAUSE I AM TIMATHY MCHABBERNATHER!!!

1. 1: link583
   Posted at 10:49am on June 4th, 2008

   One of the most epic things I've ever read :D
2. 2: MelenaBelena~
   Posted at 10:20am on September 14th, 2008

   hah
   that is good
   C:
   i think i would most likely do that if i had gotten into a situation like that..
   but you know it had never happened to me though..