WHERE IN THE FUCK IS MY JUICE!?"
Posted on: March 19, 2008, at 08:35:51pm

Once upon a day...

I woke up, there is no doubt that i had wood. It was another beautiful Monday morning. I hopped into the shower, and all that good stuff. Then I went off from school with my brother. It was like 6:20 A.M when we left beautiful Warrensburg, New York, shithole of the east, next to Thurman.

I was on my merry way to school.. then i thought "Hey, its 6:45 and im already at school, lets go get some breakfast! I would love some fucking juice about now!."



So.. we went off to Burger King, they had some wonderful food there!

WRONG!

Well .. actually the food wasn't too bad. I ordered a 1 with an O.J.

So we were waiting, i started talking to the person at the counter, that i was so anxious for my Orange Juice. He stared, the fucking toothless shithole.



He says. "Here's your order sir!" I says, "Thanks a bunch i think this will get me through the day!"

So i get into the car.. I eat up my Breakfast Samich. It was good. Then i ate my hash browns which may i add was spilled all over the fucking bag it was in.



After i ate that.. i decided to wash it down with a good cold Orange Juice..

But .. What the fuck do i find out? THERE"S NO FUCKING JUICE!

I mean .. i understand about no fucking whopper's for that website, but no fucking juice? Burger King, you have taken it too far. You ruined my wonderful Monday, i tells ya. If i weren't a good man, i would have gotten through the Drive-Thru and ask for my fucking juice, but chances are that you assholes would say that i got it, but im pretty sure i didn;t .. seeing how my mouth is still fucking dry.

I bowled in a tournament that day .. i was sick, i think that juice would have cured what ailied me .. but i didn't get it.. SHIT! All i got was a talking to Creamer who was also sick, hacking up snot and shit. And Sleeping Dog Norton was knawing on his bone, and saying "DOGGONE IT!" And Erik "The Thrill" Schill wasn't too thrilled. And the Nate Mistake was yelling at other people, telling the other people "RESPECT ME MOTHAFUCKAS! I'M NATE JONES!"(Who?) "NATE JONES"

None of this hijinks would have happened if you gave me my O.J Burger King.

Everyone said "looks like someone has a case of the Monday's!" And you're darn tootin they were talking about me .. I just simply said.. "Looks like someone had a well-balanced breakfast, consisting of a dry ass bagel with Jelly, and some fucking beverage!" And it wasn't me .. because Burger King forgot my fucking Juice.



So .. i end this Rant with one last thought... and a dry mouth..

1. 1: a_dol2007
   Posted at 11:54am on March 21st, 2008

   lmao that is great...im sorry about your juice...i would have marched in there and demanded my fucking juice!! lol i would have done that for you too though...you know, one of my many nick names IS JuiceBox after all. XD i love where you said, "Everyone said "looks like someone has a case of the Monday's!" And you're darn tootin they were talking about me .. I just simply said.. "Looks like someone had a well-balanced breakfast, consisting of a dry ass bagel with Jelly, and some fucking beverage!" And it wasn't me .. because Burger King forgot my fucking Juice." lmao ^^
   ~Lex <333