Restaurant Review
Posted on: August 6, 2008, at 02:53:16pm

Aahhhhhh....the Rainforest Cafe. To think that a place themed after nature is such a fucking ABOMINATION TO NATURE!
The last time I was there, I was 7. I had a hamburger, and they gave me the rawest meat I have ever eaten. My dad got the same, and his was burnt.
Now, just yesturday, 8/9/08, we return, my step-mom, my dad, and I, to this hellhole. We go in, and I get myself a pizza, thinking "they can't fuck up pizza, right"? Well......after 9 years....NOTHING HAS CHANGED. I get burnt cheese, crunchy crust, and something that MAY resemble tomato sauce, but it fucking isn't, on my pizza. To put it...it was "edible". My step-mom and dad get some weird pasta with brocoli and cheese...."edible". Then the check comes in, and for the first time in my life I nearly got out of my seat to kill somebody. My butt was literally off the chair when we all read the check. 75 dollars? For what, pieces of shit?

I want to note here that down the hall of the plaza we were in was a Johnny Rockets, where I could have gotten not one, but TWO grilled cheeses on wheat bread and a fucking coke, and everybody could have got the same thing. It would have been delicious beyond all belief, and the price? Under 20 dollars.

It's pathetic, to think a nature restaurant probably uses fake ingredients rather than stuff from nature. That was the worst food I have ever eaten. I have literally eaten a Twinkie off the school ground when I was in first grade for 50 dollars, and that was BETTER than the fucking Rainforest Cafe. To think there is a line there to get INTO the line to wait for food......fucking idiots.

Do not believe the lies you here, that place is not good. Go to someplace good, like the Cheesecake factory, where that waste of money will actually be worth it, or Johnny Rockets, or Pizzera Regina's......someplace GOOD!

1. 1: insomniac_platypus
   Posted at 10:23am on August 10th, 2008

   OMG XP
   I lol'd like... 10 times... "They can't fuck up PIZZA, right...?" We should fight THIS evil as well X3
2. 2: Family_Of_Geniuses
   Posted at 1:30pm on August 11th, 2008

   Oh gosh. That's insane.
3. 3: Roy565
   Posted at 7:36am on September 3rd, 2008

   I once asked for a chicken burger (when I was younger, also not a vegan back then) at McDonalds and they forgot the meat.
   Bread, cheese, pickles, lettuce, no meat.
   ;)