If you already haven't done this yet, try playing ffr with one finger. On a song with 8th notes at least. Then try 32nd notes. Then explode. And then your children will weep over your exploded body. And a janitor will come to clean up your splattered tiger's blood.

I have found a way to make INFINITE MONEY! You and I each put twenty dollars in a box. So then I sell you the box for 30 dollars. You get a 40 dollar box for just 30 dollars earning you a 10 dollar profit, and I also make 10 dollars because I put 20 dollars in a sold it for 10 more! Try it.