Survey
Posted on: December 14, 2009, at 06:34:08pm

Name: God The Father
Birthday: Beginning of existence/ December 25th
Birthplace: Bethlehem
Current Location: The Heavens Above
Eye Color: Please don't look me in the eye
Hair Color: White
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I write with my left, I create with my right
Your Heritage: Just me
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Walks
Your Weakness: Bread (After about 40 days in the wilderness)
Your Fears: Heights, ironically enough
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Manna
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I've always been pretty good at achieving goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hoigss (hold on I gotta smite someone)
Thoughts First Waking Up: If I "sleep" you're all screwed
Your Best Physical Feature: The beard baby
Your Most Missed Memory: The Dinosaurs
Pepsi or Coke: Holy water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither.. I KNOW how they make that stuff
Single or Group Dates: They all think I act "Holier than thou"
Do you Smoke: It's more of a mist
Do you Swear: I'm the only one allowed to say "GD" by the way
Do you want to go to College: I watch what college kids do everyday. I should have added, "Thou shalt not attend college"
Do you want to get Married: Its not looking too good
Do you belive in yourself: Does God believe in God.. Now there's a question
Do you think you are Attractive: Check out the pics
Are you a Health Freak: no pork
Do you get along with your Parents: I once told them "I brought you into this world, I can take you out" The relationship was always rocky after that
Do you like Thunderstorms: I make them daily
Do you play an Instrument: The Guitar
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I never intened you guys to EAT that, What's wrong with the cows??
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Thou shalt not steal
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
How do you want to Die: I'll never die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already pretty high up there

1. 1: chidori!
   Posted at 6:49pm on December 14th, 2009

   just hilarious