I like to play fps, rpgs, simulators, and with girls. I am trilingual; I speak English, Engrish, and Wertish.

Annoying Everyone in my Vicinity with randomness, camping, shotguns, boobs, novelty items, pizza, fps, boobs, mountain dew, zombies, curing hippieism, Amsterdam, boobs, zombies, pistols, smgs, counter strike, molotovs, zombies..... WERTWW YALL

Flogging Molly, Richard Cheese, System of a Down, Wierd Al, certain theme songs, DVDA

Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evils 1&2, Young Frankenstein, The Producers, Spaceballs