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Stepmania Puns (pls contribute)
Posted on: September 15, 2020, at 03:14:04pm

Mike Pence Hardcore Custom

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quasar who?
Quasar platforms lying alongside or projecting into water for loading and unloading ships

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because left down right

What did the average say to the freeze?
You hold on, I'll go in early

If you listen to DJ Sharpnel, Venetian Snares, and Terminal 11...
You might be a stepman

What's short, blue, and makes you sore after playing with it for too long?
One Minute Waltz


will update as more comes to mind, if your pun is good enough I'll add it!

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