Kirby is a fag in Left 4 Dead
Posted on: April 29, 2009, at 02:05:57pm

I'm dead. I don't remembery why, but Luke, Kirby, Calob, and I were playing left 4 dead and i was dead. We were in the 2nd level of the Mercy senario coming up to the generator area where you have to push the button to activate the generators and open the damn-near useless door to a stair case.


Luke grabbed the machine gun, and placed the gas canisters accordingly. Somebody pushed the button, and kirby just ran the fuck away. Calob go in a corner and started shooting all the zombies. Luke got surrounded by zombies and the machine gun broke. I'm still dead and Kirby's still running like a coward.


He goes back far enough to find a litte closet in the middle of nowhere with me in it, and instead of going back up to help luke and calob, he just comes in and closes the door behind him. Pitch black room... 2 guys... wtf man....

I run out to help luke and kirby just stays back. I get to the generator room and SMOKER! Kirby comes and helps me out AGAIN.


Now a boomer comes out of fuckin nowhere completly unheard by all of us and kirby blows the shit oua him while i was standing right next to the damn thing.


I get knocked down because the game doesn't give you much health after coming back to life. What does kirby do? HE THROWS A MOLITOV ON ME!! Now i'm dead again.