Lol.

yay. cat vomit/

You wouldn't be saying "Yay" if you had to clean it up.

i dont clean. i only eat, sleep, play computer, and pet cats. Oh, and eat tacos. I used to have a cat lols. then it died. now i have chickens

That's sort of what I do, only I clean up the vomit every once and a while. Oh, and I don't have chickens either.

lols. i has 2 chickens. they crap all over the fking parking lot so i have to either spray it off, or hand scoop it. lols

0.o I thought you just said you don't clean.

I HASTA clean the chickens. lols. but yea. i has 2 messed up chickens. they give me eggs lols........... but i CLEAN alot. im a clean freak

How are you a clean freak if you only clean up after your chickens?

WTF?! I CLEAN EVERYTHING! I DONT CLEAN< I SANITIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TACOS!!!

But you just said all you do is eat, sleep, play computer, and pet cats. Oh, and you eat tacos. But if you sanitize everything then why did you say "Yay cat vomit" and then when I said you would be saying "yay" if you had to clean it up, then then you said that you don't clean you sanitize. And then you said you HASTA clean the chickens, and then you said you "SANITIZE" everything. But if you sanitized everything then why would you say you only clean up after the chickens?

GEEZ, I LIEK TACOS

Lol.

cuz tacos are awesome. and im awesome

so, ure cat still vomiting on the bed? lols

Yep, 1-2 times a day.

wow. i think about my girlfriend way more then that an hour. lols, im a girl

What?

my girlfriend..... i have one..... you should get one

0.o But if you're a girl then why do you have a girlfriend?

its called being BI

BI?

yea.. you got a problem with that? you're homophobic aren't you?

What? BI? I don't even know what that is.

bi-sexual no dur

I feel a lot more comfortable talking about cat vomit than this.

wow. thats a bit homophobic. okay. cat vomit is awesome.

How is that homophobic if cat vomit is awesome?

no. i mean your comfort over the short discussion on homophobes. lols. i like tacos

Well wouldn't you rather talk about cat vomit than homophobes?

well, i dunno. both is quite an intresting topic.

I'd rather talk about cat vomit, because cat vomit is awesome.

it is quite awesome. The texture, the horrid smell, the apperance. It intrigues me. You agree?

Uh, I guess. But it doesn't smell that bad, it smells like cat food. But the texture is the worst part.

lols. what did it look like? lols. lumpy? fross? stuff in it that you could clearly see and point out what it is? lols. well, ive never smelt cat food before so i wouldn't no. lols fancy feast?

Uh... It's chunky, and lumpy... Sort of like chicken vomit I guess.

umm, chickens vomit sticky mucky stuff. and most of the time, it's clear. lols. wells, ive seen dog puke but never cat puke. lols.

0_0 Well I still haven't cleaned up the cat vomit, it's just sitting there on the edge of my bed. XD

wow. ^_^ you gonna stare at it until you "think" it goes away? lolz.

Well it's not that bad as long as I don't roll in it.

make sure you SANITIZE cuz thats the best way to ELIMINATE germs and bacteria. you really need to clean it off. its probably bothering you. I know that its bothering me. lols

Yeah, but if I clean it up, she's just going to vomit again.

lols. she's "marking" her territory. give her a barf bag or something. i dunno. lolz

Maybe I should get a new bed. T_T

maybe. or, use a sleeping bag!!!!!!! yipee! lols. i like sleeping begs. they fun

I don't have a sleeping bag.

then get one. they are FUNNNNNNNNNNNN lolz

I used to have a sleeping bag, but Idk what happened to it.

find it. it's awesome lols. when you do, go camping. camping funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

The last thing I remember doing with it is sitting in it and sliding down the stairs. Then one day it vanished, and I never saw it again.

The last thing I remember doing with it is sitting in it and sliding down the stairs. Then one day it vanished, and I never saw it again.

wow. i remember when i went to camp one day and having the worst time ever lols.

I've never gone camping before, but it doesn't sound very fun.

but it is. lols. i like the bon fires lols. its soooooooooo fun.

Lol, bon fires are fun. I like roasting smores.

yes
im lactose intolerant
lols
how did cat vomit get to bon fires?

Because cat vomit tastes good, and so do smores. No duh.

lols. im a vegan. can't eat that no mores, and im also lactose-intolerant. its funny

How is that funny? 0.o

i can't have dairy products cuz im lactose-intolerant. Now, i can't have dairy cuz im vegan lols

So you can't eat smores because you're vegan?

and lactose intolerant.

Wow that sucks.

yea. i no.

Well at least you can still eat cat vomit.

not really.it depends on what the cat ate. i don't eat anything that touches meat.

What do you have against meat?

im vegan. i dont like meat. watch "meet your meat" on youtube.

Well I understand why you won't eat meat, but why won't you eat anything that touches meat?

ummmm, it still touched meat. the meat is rubbed on the food. thus making it meaty. i dont like that. thats why i like to eat my bbq in a tin foil and my potatoes too. yea. awesome

Well just cause it's meaty doesn't mean it's meat.

but it still has meat germs.

So?

yea. i wont eat it.

What's so bad about meat germs if it's not actualy meat?

well meat. MEAT

Um... What?

MEAT

Huh?

i dunno... i like tacoz.

Um, ok.

michael jackson :))

Huh?

ummm, i don't no...

Uh...

ummm, whens your b-day?

May 1st.

wow. thats awesome, u ARE older than me alot. so you gonna be 15 next year?

Lol, yeah. In a YEAR!

wow. imma be 14 next year.....lawls. your oldddddd..

Lol, you just turned 13? I thought you just turned 14.

wtf? thats strange..... do i sound that old? you make me sound old. shame shame. in real life, you can so totally tell im not 14 yet. im super oober short. im 5'2 and i weigh oober heavy.... about 96 lbs lawls

Lol, I'm 5'3 and I weigh 108 lbs.

wow. nice. ure about just half an inch tallerer than me. and alot more heavier than me....

Lol, my brother weighs 170 lbs, or something like that.

lwals. he fatttttttttt lawls.....

Yeah, and he's really strong too.

hes fattttttttttttttttttt i guess more fat than muscle? cuz thats really fat...

Lol, actualy he's more like 150 lbs, but I tell everyone he's like 170. Because he should be.

lawls. he looks like it? thats pretty fat... you normally is called skinny?

Lol, yeah. He says it's mostly muscle and less fat, but I don't believe him.

well, im mostly fat and muscle. thats why im trying ta work out.... its not really workin cuz i have a full time schedule. im trying out for chamber orchaestra also so my wednesdays are taken up.

My brother works out like everyday.

wow. walking in my skewl is like walking 6 miles a DAY in school.

Well if you count that as working out then I work out everyday.

umm, wow. every? even the weekends?
i hate skewl.. O_o.. so then i lurves me sundays. when i dont have to do shit. i dont really like saturdays much cuz i has ta go to skewl for drama club. i like drama ^^

I like saturdays the most, because you get to stay up late.

lols.. . but i still get forced to go to shleep though.. that sucks...

Yeah, same. Except for vacations.

yea... insomnia is awesome... lols

But still, I walk on weekends and vacations. So I guess you can say I work out every day.

i see. i hate walking and running.... i was in track in 6th grade... that made me hate it even more.... i was 4th out of 8th and i was oober close to getting 3rd place.... i hate track.. not joining cross country... i dont want p.e....

Yeah I hate track too. I don't even think there was track in 6th grade for me.

ahh.. i might join flag foot ball, volleyball, and soccor.. my parents think i cant make foot ball cuz i ain't getting any meat.... but im gonna go for sports this year...

Um... I might join the chess club this year. But there are no sport teams at school that I like.

oh... our school cancelled chess club.. so we only have sports.... If there were chess club, i would have failed in like, 5 seconds. sure, i've won chess a few times, but im really retarded and i cant like, think.. so sports are the only option. im in drama and orchaestra already, and i volunteer at the library so this helps me... :)

Why would your school cancel chess club?

idk, i think cuz skewl funds

Lol, It doesn't really cost that much to play chess.

yea. thats the point... i dont get that part... the stupid old principal is like, old and wrinkly and ugly and stupid... so like, yea..

Well actualy there are some chess sets I've seen that cost like 10,000 dollars.

wow. but no school need a pretty looking chess set. we can get the toy plastic ones.

Yeah, plastic chess sets are like 10$.

yea, but it isnt that expensive. thats all we need. 1 chess set.

Well actualy my school has like 20 chess sets.

lol, our sku is retarded

Lol, I can see that.

yea.... im retarded :))

Grats.

yeps....

Yeah...........................................

...........so, no sku yet?

No, I started school on tuesday.

oooh, well, we started sku on july

Wow, I got out of school in june.

well, july 31 to be exact. i started skool on FRIDAY!!! the stupid super intendant was really stupid but now we end skool on may 25 :)) and i graduate this year:))

Graduate from what?

FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL

=O Wow. I'm in 9th grade and I graduate from middle school this year.

i thought middle school was 6-8 grade

Not my school. My school is different. My school goes up to 9th grade. Har har har.

nice. wait, public or private?

Public.

okay. im at a public school too

I used to go to a private school, but I didn't like it.

i went to a private school before, i didnt like it either

Grats.

my parents want me to go to a private school.... lol, i got a lip ring!!!!!

Um... You're 13 and you got a lip ring?

and? whats the big deal? if i want one, i'll get one.

Nothing, just not many people at the age of 13 have a lip ring.

i took it out cuz my parents wanted me to... i dont have a picture TT-TT, but once im 18, imma bust outta my parents house, get my own house, and do whatever the hell i want. :)

You should put it back in and take a picture. Then take it out again.

i cant. the hole closed. D:

Then get a new one.

i cant. my parents are gonna call the cops send me to juvie or they'll disown me and i'll have to live on the streets. i know its fun but i would have to be stared at all day from new kids and i would yell at them and they would think im crazy. its a tough risk that im not gonna take.

Um... Ok...

mhmm, so whats up so far? keeping up in school?

Sort of.

really? what was ure 1rst quarter gpa?

I don't know, I haven't gotten my report card yet. I should get it this week though.

wow. isnt it a bit late?

No.

oh...

So what's your first quarter GPA?

it was 3.286 haha i have bad grades :P

That's not that bad. I got my report card today and my GPA is 3.84

wow nice :D