Is This The END of EASTER??..

MarvynOZ · 04-1-2007, 01:26 PM

Is This The END of EASTER with BaD BoY BuNnY

& Is The Easter Bunny real?

& What's with chocolate eggs, are they maybe just big oblong rabbit poos?.. and where does Jesus fit in with chocolate.

& What happens if you eat meat on Good Friday?

g4z33b0 · 04-1-2007, 01:29 PM

Would I be banned again for saying that this thread belongs in a public restroom toilet covered in feces? Because this is just horrid. Seeing as the age says 3, I recommend a 10 year ban.

Tokzic · 04-1-2007, 01:36 PM

if you're 13+ and still convinced that the easter bunny is not your parents you need to reevaluate your life

**FishFishRevolution** · 04-1-2007, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MarvynOZ

& What happens if you eat meat on Good Friday?

Instant death.

Engler · 04-1-2007, 03:39 PM

I don't really know how to interpret this thread.

m3rkabic · 04-1-2007, 03:43 PM

Interpret it as if a 3 year old wrote it.

FluorescentArmy · 04-1-2007, 03:46 PM

It's not that Jesus doesn't fit in with chocolate. Chocolate doesn't fit in with Jesus. Hallmark pretty much made Easter what it is with all the candy and colors. It actually, according to the bible, is the day that Jesus was resurrected. Know your Bible if you're going to defy it you ****.

Engler · 04-1-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FluorescentArmy

It's not that Jesus doesn't fit in with chocolate. Chocolate doesn't fit in with Jesus. Hallmark pretty much made Easter what it is with all the candy and colors. It actually, according to the bible, is the day that Jesus was resurrected. Know your Bible if you're going to defy it you ****.

I was waiting for someone to say that. I didn't say it because I didn't want to sound like a jerk.

**harrythecabledude** · 04-1-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FishFishRevolution

Instant death.

FTW.

REAL Easter = Jesus' Ressurection.
COMMERCIAL Easter = Candy, cards, easter bunny, etc.

**alster1** · 04-1-2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by harrythecabledude

FTW.

REAL Easter = Jesus' Ressurection.
COMMERCIAL Easter = Candy, cards, easter bunny, etc.

exactly

RandomPscho · 04-1-2007, 05:05 PM

Isn't the resurrection of Jesus supposed to be a good time? Good time = bright and colorful. Bright and colorful = happy. Happiness is contagious so you want to spread it to others = hallmark cards that are bright and colorful and chocalate which everyone loves.

All makes sense to me.

Billydude · 04-1-2007, 05:11 PM

Love the vid though. If you posted this in TGB you might have gotten some better responses. Then again... you might have gotten a GB ban. Anyways, rofl.

Chrissi · 04-1-2007, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by m3rkabic

Interpret it as if a 3 year old wrote it.

That's one genius 3 year old.

madmatt621 · 04-1-2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by g4z33b0

Would I be banned again for saying that this thread belongs in a public restroom toilet covered in feces?

You were banned for that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by g4z33b0

Seeing as the age says 3, I recommend a 10 year ban.

Yea...why not?

**Squeek** · 04-1-2007, 08:36 PM

Just for the heck of it.

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Originally Posted by MarvynOZ

Is This The END of EASTER with BaD BoY BuNnY

I suppose.

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Is The Easter Bunny real?

Totally. He spends his summers with Bigfoot.

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What's with chocolate eggs, are they maybe just big oblong rabbit poos?.. and where does Jesus fit in with chocolate.

Chocolate tastes good and we all know it tastes better when shaped like a symbol of the holiday it is to be enjoyed during.

They are not big oblong rabbit poos. They are supposed to resemble eggs. Eggs come from chickens last I checked.

Jesus digs chocolate. Some scientists even claim he enticed his followers with the stuff and it is the only reason christianity was popular at all.

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What happens if you eat meat on Good Friday?

Your internal organs spontaneously combust. BADEND load game y/n?

**Windscarredfaith** · 04-1-2007, 08:58 PM

Easter is made with eggs, candy, bunnies, etc. so that people celebrate Jesus's revival... it's just like Santa Clause for Christmas. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SOUL.

TSB Easter Bunny · 04-5-2007, 04:51 AM

no its not the end of easter everyone, i promise. but dont be surprised when its COMPLETELY a commercial holiday and people stop showing up to church (u know who im talkin about, the ppl who go once a year on easter and dont go again till the following easter). but then again, i can survive with or without the church part. peace

-No0n3-

Concieved_Of_Sin · 04-5-2007, 04:55 AM

easter, just like xmas, AND vday, is no longer celebrated for its spiritual purpose, instead, they are now just nice big economic spikes here and there... "here buy this toy for your son!!! itll make him believe you actually care and he'll forget all about how you forgot his birthday!" "here, buy some candy for your wife! by the time she realizes it only makes her fat and you forgot about your aniversary, you will have already gotten laid!" i swear holidays suck... all they REALLY are is tasty... (btw i stopped goin to church a LONG time ago)

lXD · 04-5-2007, 07:25 AM

are you by any chance referring to last nights southpark episode?

**Specforces** · 04-5-2007, 08:04 AM

That video is old. Stop, just stop...

04-1-2007, 01:26 PM	#1
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RandomPscho FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York Age: 34 Posts: 504	Re: Is This The END of EASTER??.. Isn't the resurrection of Jesus supposed to be a good time? Good time = bright and colorful. Bright and colorful = happy. Happiness is contagious so you want to spread it to others = hallmark cards that are bright and colorful and chocalate which everyone loves. All makes sense to me.

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Windscarredfaith (づ￣ ³￣)づ watermelon Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Jersey Age: 36 Posts: 2,612	Re: Is This The END of EASTER??.. Easter is made with eggs, candy, bunnies, etc. so that people celebrate Jesus's revival... it's just like Santa Clause for Christmas. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SOUL. __________________

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TSB Easter Bunny FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 25	Re: Is This The END of EASTER??.. no its not the end of easter everyone, i promise. but dont be surprised when its COMPLETELY a commercial holiday and people stop showing up to church (u know who im talkin about, the ppl who go once a year on easter and dont go again till the following easter). but then again, i can survive with or without the church part. peace -No0n3-

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Concieved_Of_Sin FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Age: 36 Posts: 1	Re: Is This The END of EASTER??.. easter, just like xmas, AND vday, is no longer celebrated for its spiritual purpose, instead, they are now just nice big economic spikes here and there... "here buy this toy for your son!!! itll make him believe you actually care and he'll forget all about how you forgot his birthday!" "here, buy some candy for your wife! by the time she realizes it only makes her fat and you forgot about your aniversary, you will have already gotten laid!" i swear holidays suck... all they REALLY are is tasty... (btw i stopped goin to church a LONG time ago)

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