Zap Zap, Zap attack!

**RNGRX** · 07-28-2014, 03:09 AM

Happy birthday to Zapmeister, my brother who he never knew existed.

**Herogashix** · 07-28-2014, 04:02 AM

Happy Birthday.

**YoshL** · 07-28-2014, 05:48 AM

i thought zap was actually making a thread and i was like

oh god.

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**JohnRedWolf87** · 07-28-2014, 08:01 AM

Happy birthday!

Zapmeister · 07-28-2014, 12:28 PM

kids these days have life way too easy.

i mean when i grew up we didn't have access to any of these things, because they didn't exist. yet kids nowadays will never remember a time when they had to make do without having any of these things.

glow in the dark loo roll
air conditioned shoes (not for use in wet weather)
butter pritt-stick-lookalike sticks, for when you can't be bothered to get a butter knife out and clean it afterwards
USB pet rocks
wigs for cats
motorised self-rotating ice-cream cones, for when you can't be bothered to rotate your ice-cream 180 degrees to eat the other side of it
remote control headbands
head mounted toilet paper dispensers

and finally if we wanted to make potato salad we'd have to buy the ingredients ourselves with OUR HARD-EARNED MONEY, instead of crowdsourcing funds for it. AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY. i mean seriously kids these days will never experience adversity or learn the true value of hard work.

... or maybe i'm just getting old.

Spenner · 07-28-2014, 04:28 PM

Happy birthday numbered list man

r · 07-28-2014, 08:21 PM

Vsauce2?

07-28-2014, 03:09 AM	#1
RNGRX FFR Veteran Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 683	Zap Zap, Zap attack! Happy birthday to Zapmeister, my brother who he never knew existed.

07-28-2014, 04:02 AM	#2
Herogashix D7 Dating Sim Player Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 2,183	Re: Zap Zap, Zap attack! Happy Birthday. __________________

07-28-2014, 08:01 AM	#4
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07-28-2014, 12:28 PM	#5
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: Zap Zap, Zap attack! kids these days have life way too easy. i mean when i grew up we didn't have access to any of these things, because they didn't exist. yet kids nowadays will never remember a time when they had to make do without having any of these things. glow in the dark loo roll air conditioned shoes (not for use in wet weather) butter pritt-stick-lookalike sticks, for when you can't be bothered to get a butter knife out and clean it afterwards USB pet rocks wigs for cats motorised self-rotating ice-cream cones, for when you can't be bothered to rotate your ice-cream 180 degrees to eat the other side of it remote control headbands head mounted toilet paper dispensers and finally if we wanted to make potato salad we'd have to buy the ingredients ourselves with OUR HARD-EARNED MONEY, instead of crowdsourcing funds for it. AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY. i mean seriously kids these days will never experience adversity or learn the true value of hard work. ... or maybe i'm just getting old. #1: http://www.firebox.com/product/2737/...-Dark-Loo-Roll #6: http://totallyabsurd.com/motorizedicecreamcone.htm the rest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4G74kprBK8 potato salad: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...9/potato-salad __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

07-28-2014, 04:28 PM	#6
Spenner Forum User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canada Age: 33 Posts: 2,403	Re: Zap Zap, Zap attack! Happy birthday numbered list man __________________

07-28-2014, 08:21 PM	#7
r FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 173	Re: Zap Zap, Zap attack! Vsauce2?

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