Which scene do you belong to?

[Aldentron]

Fear the wrath of your own self-realization.
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/
Click on "Scenesters" and start browsing.

It is very rare to find people that can describe genre's of music lovers in their entirety so close to the truth. For that, I think many of you might enjoy this website.

If you listen to any ONE artist listed in the "Playlist" of any scene profile, or if you have shared any garment or accessory noted on any scene profile, you are in that scene. Ok go.


I am all of the following:
Fixed Gear Hipster (it doesn't help that I actually ride a fixie)
Nintendocore (although I'm not a fan boy of video games, I have a soft spot for Crystal Castles and Horse the Band.)
Apple Store Indie (I miss my iPod touch.)
Post Rocker (I sleep listening to GY!BE just about every night.)
Skramz Revivalist (I really am this.)
Mortal Kombatcore (Converge, The Locust, and pg.99, not much else can be said)
Prehistoric Emo (How did they miss Cap'n Jazz?)

[rsr2]

Okay I found some of these pretty cool but funny

I am part of

Crabcore (When my friends and I play Rockband Guitar, we crab stance it)
Popcore Dork (I use to listen to Hello Goodbye with my friend before he went to the army. Now that I think about it, I should listen to them again)
Brootal Kid ( I have the hoodie and listen to the music all the time)
#1 Pete Wentz Fan (I love Panic! at the Disco's old stuff. I still listen to "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" because that is one of my favorite CD's of all time)
Scene Queen? (I love Bring me the Horizon >_>)
Generic Emo Boy (Chiodos, nuff said)
Screamo Frontman (I listen to all those bands)
Christcore (Saw Haste the Day twice, they are awesome)


Wow I have a lot of scenes >_>

[dore]

steampunk (bow tie)
nintendocore
screamolestor (I own a shirt from Hot Topic, but it's a Rush shirt so I dunno if that really counts)
cybergoth (vnv nation)
screamo frontman (skinny jeans, I've been to an Underoath show (thouhg BtBaM blew em out of the water)
crunkcore poser (3oh3 is alright)
neothrash (all those bands lol)
christcore (see screamo frontman)
indie jesus (my locks have literally been described as majestic)
working class skin (levi's)
crabcore (headbanging)
brootal kid (seen killwhitneydead, like job for a cowboy and see you next tuesday)
hot topic core (NIN, system of a down)

that's a lot

[Coolboyrulez0]

Nintendocore

Neo Thrash

that's it haha

pretty cool website though

[remedy1502]

Only nintendocore... Because of Sabrepulse. Lol.
I'm my own scene ;_;

[Shikari]

Originally Posted by remedy1502

Only nintendocore... Because of Sabrepulse. Lol.
I'm my own scene ;_;

Exactly this.

[Arch0wl]

What? I don't know anyone who looks like anyone on here. This kind of thing you only see in public high schools, when everyone is so superficial and bored that they have to occupy themselves with outward appearances and the school gives too little of a crap to do anything about it.

The only "scenes" that would come close to approximating any real people I know are "Williamsburg hipster" and, I suppose, "prehistoric emo" if you removed that ridiculous vest.

[Mogsworth]

Rude Boy
Nintendocore

I find myself listening to a lot of the same music as the indie/hipster scenes, though.

[welsh_girl]

Hahaha, I'm Nintendocore, Rude boy, and mortal kombat because of my Piercings and tattoo's. I have a bit of nearly all of them in me

Funny site

[hazard28]

Here are mine lol

Cybergoth (I do listen to alot of this)
Nintendocore (Listen to EVERYTHING here lol)
Generic Emo Girl (ONLY Taking Back Sunday) haha
Brootal Kid (I enjoy my death metal)
Generic Emo Boy (Once again ONLY for Say Anything)

Combine Cybergoth, Brootal Kid and Screamo Frontman and you have more or less what I am. Haha love the descriptions on this site. Nice find.

[OneHandNow]

Generic "emo" Girl.

For listening to Motion City.

And that's it.

Thanks for making realize that I'm a generic emo girl guys t(-.-t)

[One Winged Angel]

lmao I guessed the first band on each scene's playlist correctly before scrolling down at least half the time

yeah, I belong to a bunch of these, this site's hilarious

edit: oh my good lord, the description for Post Rocker made me laugh so hard

[Crashfan3]

Somewhere between faux hip hop and hxc tough guy.

Eww, I hate this thread. /quit

[Aldentron]

Originally Posted by hazard28

Cybergoth (I do listen to alot of this)

I can honestly say I wasn't expecting anyone to be a cybergoth.

Or rude boy, for that matter, although a lot of people do wear rude boy attire.

[LoneW0lf]

fixedgear
crustpunk
steampunk
rockabilly
cybergoth
nintendocore
screamolester
emo girl
hottopic core
crunkcore kid
crabcore(ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL)
apple store indie
neothrash
postrocker
christcore(atheist lolwut)
juggalo(**** icp and everyband there, chain wallet got me)
indiejesus
brootal
skramz
popcore
emo boy ;_;
screamo
mortalkombat
halloweencore
wentz
hxc
prehistoric
fauxhiphop
blackmetal
punx
myspacegirl
So I'm all but I think 3.




;_;

[MrGiggles]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

What? I don't know anyone who looks like anyone on here. This kind of thing you only see in public high schools, when everyone is so superficial and bored that they have to occupy themselves with outward appearances and the school gives too little of a crap to do anything about it.

The only "scenes" that would come close to approximating any real people I know are "Williamsburg hipster" and, I suppose, "prehistoric emo" if you removed that ridiculous vest.

You see a couple of scenesters post a thread, get flamed to ****, and leave forever every once in a while, and there's a few regulars who keep it more or less on the down low.

Looks like I get:

Scene Queen lmfao (Imogen Heap)
Nintendocore (anamanaguchi and sabrepulse, reddit.com and mega64 as well **** they have my number on those bookmarks)
Fixed gear hipster (ratatat and girl talk) for the record this is my least favorite hipster


and I occasionally wear black/grey denim so that adds like a quarter of the listed scenes I guess. I also know a ridiculous number of indie jesus', that **** was all over my highschool, though it had a real 'hippie' vibe meshed in around there.

Also steampunk looks ****ing awesome but really that's to be expected because steampunk is tits

[Aldentron]

Originally Posted by MrGiggles

Fixed gear hipster (ratatat and girl talk) for the record this is my least favorite hipster

I don't really see how they came up with the Playlist for fixed gear hipster, I mean, I'm sure we all do listen to Ratatat and Girl Talk, but they totally missed on the whole twinkle daddy scene that fixed gear hipsters listen to, such as Algernon Cadwallader and Street Smart Cyclist.

[MrGiggles]

Are you a fixed gear hipster? I'm really curious, what the hell is the draw to a fixie? They just suck, man. Seriously. I'd rather have leukemia than a fixie.

[Aldentron]

I like all kinds of bikes really (except mtbs because they're just unreasonable to ride around on streets.) But I do love my fixie. I know it does sound unreasonable to have a bike that can't switch gears and doesn't have brakes (mine has brakes,) but when you actually get on and ride one, it just feels so much smoother.

First of all, you don't have to worry about switching down gears before you come to a stop.
Second, you get massive leg muscles just from slowing yourself down on a fixie. I already had giant muscles above my knees from riding bikes, but after a week riding a fixie they were twice as big from adding resistance.
Third, no clicking noises from your derailleur.
Fourth, because there are no gears, your bike goes exactly as fast as you pedal it.

Fixies are actually very practical for flat roads and city streets, and when you hit a hill, that's just time to nut up or shut up.

I do understand why people don't like the scene because when it comes down to it, it's a scene like all others. And people just don't like scenes.

[Without A Contraceptive]

Originally Posted by MrGiggles

Are you a fixed gear hipster? I'm really curious, what the hell is the draw to a fixie? They just suck, man. Seriously. I'd rather have leukemia than a fixie.

been riding fixed for a few years now, brakeless for around a year

basically it is just really fun riding fixed. city riding especially is a lot more enjoyable. you really feel the road and everything around you because especially with no brakes, you have to be more aware of every car, pedestrian, and whatever else on the road. i like to ride fast, pedal fast, and feel like my bike is an extension of my body. definitely not for everyone but id recommend you give riding fixed a shot, you might like it

also; fixed gears are easier to maintain, build, and upgrade