The CIA Wants YOU!

IAAW · 03-31-2009, 04:02 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/2009033...08599188817500

ohi guyz lets liek join the cia and lern govurnmunt secruts.

Necros140606 · 03-31-2009, 04:38 AM

a commercial claiming stuff that isn't even remotely close to be true to get people join government's secret agency

is this a joke or is cia a joke

who knows..........

Tater Tot · 03-31-2009, 05:04 AM

I wonder if there are any in the "classified" section of the paper.

IAAW · 03-31-2009, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Necros140606

a commercial claiming stuff that isn't even remotely close to be true to get people join government's secret agency

is this a joke or is cia a joke

who knows..........

I couldn't think of any other reason why the CIA would want new agents. Then again, you never know...

...Then again, there is the matter of April Fool's Day.

PS: Meh, the CIA probably just needs couriers for their briefcases. Briefcases are important for business-related activities.

lukestepwalker · 03-31-2009, 06:29 AM

muhuhuhahaha

Necros140606 · 03-31-2009, 07:38 AM

they praobabl need guinea pigs for research on spidermanz

NFD · 03-31-2009, 08:48 AM

I would join. :3

Xx{Midnight}xX · 03-31-2009, 02:33 PM

Yay for secrecy.

**vantilburg** · 03-31-2009, 02:49 PM

"Earlier this month, the CIA's third highest-ranking official, Scott White..."
Orly

Hey I'm gonna change my name to something inconspicuous like John Smith maybe I'll make it big in the CIA ya?

**GG_Guru** · 03-31-2009, 03:26 PM

I'm a secret spy agent working for the government, but you all dont know that.

>.>

<.<

*mission impossible theme plays in the background*

**demonllama6124** · 03-31-2009, 04:01 PM

id be cool to be in the CIA. i mean you know you wouldnt have a boring life, youd get paid out the ass, and you get theose neat little ear pieces coupled with the mic in your wrist cuff

Necros140606 · 03-31-2009, 04:30 PM

i like how your concept of secret agent is totally merged with the latest conspiracy james bond crap media

you're patethic

Vote4Nixon · 03-31-2009, 04:40 PM

The CIA is having a RAVE

~HentaiXXX~ · 03-31-2009, 05:35 PM

totally uber

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 03-31-2009, 05:42 PM

After going to one of their recruiting events earlier this year, I have to laugh at this. I'm pretty good at what I do, and I doubt that I would even be accepted. I also like how they don't list that they won't accept people under the age of 24, and they expect for you to have multiple years job experience. Granted, if you can speak multiple languages, especially Arabic or other middle eastern languages, that you might be able to be placed ahead of some applicants, but this won't make the whole process any faster. It normally takes over 1 year to complete the application process including a background check that pretty much covers any and everything that you have ever done, so if you want to apply sometime, you might as well start gathering this information now so...

Anyways, yeah, CIA jobs

**coraleaterlinda** · 03-31-2009, 05:45 PM

i have an uncle who works for the FBI.

kirjautunut · 03-31-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by coraleaterlinda

i have an uncle who works for the FBI.

my cat works for FFR.

Chennymountain · 03-31-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by kirjautunut

my cat works for FFR.

zomg! my cat works for Stepmania!!!

**tofurox** · 03-31-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chennymountain

zomg! my cat works for Stepmania!!!

My coatimundi works for the CIA.

Crashfan3 · 03-31-2009, 10:43 PM

My ferret works for Taco Bell.

Notice how they primarily want minorities though? Sorry white people.

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