02-1-2015, 04:14 AM | #1 |
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I just had a moment
It's 5am in the morning and I ran out of toilet paper while I was on the crapper. Store doesn't open until 8.
No one in my apartment said anything about the toilet paper supply being low. Last edited by gold stinger; 02-1-2015 at 04:14 AM.. |
02-1-2015, 04:15 AM | #2 |
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take a shower
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02-1-2015, 04:16 AM | #3 |
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I tried that it didn't work, neither did printer paper.
edit: bless my poor soul I found some facial tissues in my brothers dresser while he was sleeping the irony of me just realizing that this is truly a shitty chit chat thread. Last edited by gold stinger; 02-1-2015 at 04:24 AM.. |
02-1-2015, 04:29 AM | #4 |
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You always, ALWAYS, have a back up roll inside a glass box. Replace it whenever broken.
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02-1-2015, 09:40 AM | #5 |
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Just use your hand next time and wash it afterwards.
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02-1-2015, 09:54 AM | #6 |
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wait... how DIDN'T a shower work?
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People still wipe their asses?
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02-1-2015, 10:16 AM | #8 |
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i used to have this problem but then i hired a child laborer to periodically reach inside my rectum and extract feces for me
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02-1-2015, 11:37 AM | #9 |
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02-1-2015, 12:44 PM | #10 |
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I'm calling the FBI as you read this
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just use your sock. or be a man, and wipe with your hand. namaste
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02-2-2015, 12:13 AM | #12 |
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fuck dude that sucks big time glad youre ok tho
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02-28-2015, 01:47 AM | #13 |
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That's what I thought.
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02-28-2015, 05:33 AM | #14 |
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Had a similar moment in Thailand just before a Thai massage; no toilet paper left. Only option in the room was a really small plant with just 3 leaves (that looked like a stick afterward). Not my proudest moment.
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02-28-2015, 11:33 AM | #16 |
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Maybe he showered his dick or the water pressure was weaker than a dildo? I dunno.
And I'm pressure printer paper is like the a horrible option too.
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03-1-2015, 03:09 AM | #17 |
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I actually ran out of Toilet Paper today when wiping, so I unravelled the cardboard roll and wiped with that…
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03-1-2015, 04:13 AM | #18 |
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I hear in some countries they used to use their left hand for this, and then make sure to only eat with their right hand.
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03-1-2015, 09:42 AM | #19 |
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Actually, practically any Muslim (including myself) does this for religious and hygienic reasons.
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This thread really went places that no thread hopes to go; in the shitter.
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