09-6-2011, 04:41 PM | #1 |
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The Joke Thread
This is slightly different from the you-laugh-you-lose thread.
This is just for text jokes. No YT videos or anything like that. Last edited by Reincarnate; 09-6-2011 at 04:51 PM.. |
09-6-2011, 04:47 PM | #2 |
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laugh*
I'll try to get a good one sometime later =]
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09-6-2011, 04:58 PM | #3 |
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pretty bad at remembering these, although ill post some.
a bartender is wiping down the bar when a man walks in. he sits down at the bar and orders 2 shots of tequila. the bartender asks "whats the occasion?" the man replys "my first blowjob!" so the bartender hands the man his 2 shots, and the man takes his 2 shots. the bartender then asks the man if he would like another shot.. the man replies "no, no.. im good. if the first 2 shots didnt get the taste of dick out of my mouth, i dont think the 3rd will." |
09-6-2011, 05:02 PM | #4 |
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I have some racist ones lmfao... I don't want to post them in risk of getting banned though hahahaha
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09-6-2011, 05:03 PM | #5 |
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09-6-2011, 05:08 PM | #6 |
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this russian guy used to go around digging up stuff on old battlefields
so one day, he digs up a bomb and so he goes around showing it to his friends until it blows up and rips his arms off at the shoulders it just goes to show, in soviet russia, bomb disarms you |
09-6-2011, 05:40 PM | #7 |
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rofl yoshl
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09-6-2011, 05:43 PM | #8 |
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What happened to the sailors when the red ship and the blue ship collided?
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09-6-2011, 05:58 PM | #9 |
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I got one
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09-6-2011, 07:39 PM | #10 |
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09-6-2011, 08:38 PM | #11 |
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what has 2 legs and bleeds
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09-6-2011, 10:27 PM | #13 |
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what painstaking labor you apply to formatting those jokes, yoshl
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09-6-2011, 10:34 PM | #14 |
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I know right? You're one of the couple who actually knows where I'm getting these haha
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09-6-2011, 11:26 PM | #15 |
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A Black guy, Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar.
The bartender says, Get the fxck out. |
09-6-2011, 11:27 PM | #16 |
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FFRGreen that's mean x.x
Was a delightful story tho.
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09-6-2011, 11:29 PM | #17 |
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What's funnier than a dead baby.
A dead baby in a clown costume. |
09-7-2011, 12:00 AM | #18 |
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I have tons of dead baby jokes that aren't suitable for FFR lol.
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09-7-2011, 01:06 AM | #19 |
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All my good jokes are racist, so this will have to do. :/
One evening, a man walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of beer. He drinks them all, pays, and leaves. The next evening he returns and does it again, and again the evening after that. For about a week he continues to do this before the bartender finally asks, "Why do you order 3 pints of beer every evening?" The man replies, "I have two brothers who are serving in the military. Before they left, we all agreed that we would drink a pint of beer each night until we're reunited, one for each brother that couldn't be with us, just in case one of us doesn't make it home safe." So the man continues to do this for a few months until one day he walks in and orders two pints of beer. The bartender notices his change in the usual order, and offers his condolences, but the other man replies, "Oh, no, you don't understand. My brothers are just fine, but my wife told me to quit drinking."
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A man walks into a bar
and says ouch
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