THE Longest Joke in the World

[psychoangel691]

Originally Posted by Hakulyte

..can't read because too scared to see dead face come off with dramatic sound effects.

I thought the same thing at first too lol. But I read the whole thing I think it was yesterday.

[Charu]

I've read this a long time ago.

I remember when I read this "joke" that I was completely taken back by the ending. I'm not quite sure how to think of it. It's a two sided coin, the joke could be brilliant or just downright dumb because the joke catches you off guard after you devolve yourself into the story itself.

It either comes off as a "...Really?" to some and a "Haha, oh wow, didn't see that coming!" to the other some.

I for one found it hilarious, dohohoho.

[andy-o24]

I grinned at the "his whole family was dead" bit at the beginning. Then I was stone faced while reading. Got to the punchline and had a moment where I wanted to laugh, but more or less just did a static facepalm.

Was a good story and I'm a mixture of the personalities, but I ended up 11%.

Glad I procrastinated my homework for this. ~.~

-o24

[dragonmegaXX]

11%.

Great story. wish it had an epilouge.

[dragon890x]

Woooooow, that joke! WTF

I didn't see their explanation of 'longest' coming. I just thought they were trying to make it easier to read.

[VisD]

I remember reading this some years back, and it would be a great read even if there weren't a punchline at the end. Definitely worth reading just for the story (although I know how this def sounds a bit like reading playboy for the articles).

[supermousie]

Originally Posted by VisD

I remember reading this some years back, and it would be a great read even if there weren't a punchline at the end. Definitely worth reading just for the story (although I know how this def sounds a bit like reading playboy for the articles).

Wait, you don't read the articles?
I've been doing it wrong.

[Abstract Art]

I don't at all agree with the statement at the end of the joke. I thoroughly enjoy traveling and the entire process associated with it. I also take my time on things. But who in their right mind would read through a joke that long without at least peeking at the end of the story to see whether or not they're being trolled?

I'm willing to bet at least 98% of the people who happen to run across this joke will immediately skip to the end.

[YoshL]

Originally Posted by Abstract Art

I'm willing to bet at least 98% of the people who happen to run across this joke will immediately skip to the end.

look up in the thread

[Pseudo Enigma]

I am the 56%
p.s. I expected this to be about life. I was right!

[DarkbearX]

im glad a joke told me who i am because i was wondering.

thanks, rnadom joke on the internet

[Sephiroth28]

11%. I had some time to waste waiting for something and I found the story to be quite interesting. I definitely did a facepalm at the end though.

[LongGone]

Finished it

lmao good read

[Choofers]

what percent of people looked at the scroll bar and said "this is dumb and not worth the time"

[MarioNintendo]

I've met my quota of jokes for 2013 thanks!

[kmay]

11% ugh that took a long time though. back to whoring for the tourney

[Izzy]

Originally Posted by Choofers

what percent of people looked at the scroll bar and said "this is dumb and not worth the time"

I scrolled down to the bottom and read the punchline first and then closed out of it.