My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinner

**MixMasterLar** · 11-17-2023, 11:24 AM

Reasons why she doesn't want to make the turkey:

•It's always dry
•It coast way more then chicken
•Most of the family has gout, eats shit every year after consuming the bird
•No one will eat the leftovers
•When she doesn't follow the recipe, the recipe never works out the way it says it does
•"We can just have ham maybe"

Reasons why I and my girlfriend are holding a secret Thanksgiving on Wednesday with a fried cajun turkey

•It's tasty
•It's damn delicious
•It helps me forget the pain of not being able to buy whole turkeys in most stores throughout the year
•It sparks joy

Tell me what sparks joy for you this holiday season

Gravity Kitten · 11-17-2023, 09:07 PM

**axith** · 11-17-2023, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MixMasterLar

•It's tasty
•It's damn delicious
•It helps me forget the pain of not being able to buy whole turkeys in most stores throughout the year
•It sparks joy

Turkey is much tastier than chicken. It does spark joy. You enjoy that secret dinner!

**Coolboyrulez0** · 11-18-2023, 02:26 AM

yurkey

**MixMasterLar** · 11-18-2023, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravity Kitten

YTA

For clarity, I am still attending her dinner

**justin** · 11-19-2023, 06:59 AM

This is the kind of content I'm here for

**gold stinger** · 11-19-2023, 05:42 PM

Turkey on bone < A properly glazed and honeyed thanksgiving Ham.

**Mkdasher** · 11-19-2023, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by gold stinger

Turkey on bone < A properly glazed and honeyed thanksgiving Ham.

Fax

Xellanoir · 11-20-2023, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravity Kitten

YTA

NTA his turkey his rules

**MixMasterLar** · 11-20-2023, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by gold stinger

Turkey on bone < A properly glazed and honeyed thanksgiving Ham.

We're from a salt-n-baked ham household

**XCV** · 11-20-2023, 03:15 PM

I'm vegan so I always have to cook for myself this time of year. This year I made a seitan Wellington. It absolutely killed, if you can believe that.

**kostkaskater** · 11-20-2023, 09:45 PM

Save me some pie!

DaBackpack · 11-21-2023, 06:19 PM

my family transitioned from turkey dinners to lasagna dinners on thanksgiving a decade ago and we haven't looked back

happy for you though, keep fighting for what you believe in

**MixMasterLar** · 11-22-2023, 12:51 PM

My girlfriend almost let slip that we were having a secret dinner to my mom when we are at Chili's

Mission health is critical

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Originally Posted by DaBackpack

my family transitioned from turkey dinners to lasagna dinners on thanksgiving a decade ago and we haven't looked back

happy for you though, keep fighting for what you believe in

Lasagna is absolutely a suitable replacement I love the stuff

**ositzxz369** · 11-22-2023, 08:53 PM

turkey lasagna

**mellonxcollie** · 11-23-2023, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DaBackpack

my family transitioned from turkey dinners to lasagna dinners on thanksgiving a decade ago and we haven't looked back

That's some true commitment to the Garfield fandom from your entire fam. Respect

**gold stinger** · 11-23-2023, 01:35 PM

My household is usually a ham household ourselves just because turkey is so incredibly easy to fuck-up with cooking and we're already seeing a movement of people going from cooking stuffing inside the turkey to outside the turkey on stovetop because it's just much safer and easier to cook it that way (center/inside is always the coldest point).

That, and a properly glazed & honeyed ham is already packing a ton of flavor by itself and doesn't really need to be paired with other foods to make it good. It also helps a lot with the children at the dinner table.

**PhantomPuppy** · 11-23-2023, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gold stinger

Turkey on bone < A properly glazed and honeyed thanksgiving Ham.

a fellow thanksgiving ham enjoyer i see. very good, very good.

**Klarion** · 11-23-2023, 09:49 PM

Ham over turkey any day, I do not like eating the driest meat possible.

Wayward Vagabond · 11-24-2023, 01:44 AM

We went to a buffet for thanksgiving this year and it was the best decision

11-17-2023, 11:24 AM	#1
MixMasterLar Beach Bum Extraordinaire Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Emerald Coast Posts: 5,224	My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinner Reasons why she doesn't want to make the turkey: •It's always dry •It coast way more then chicken •Most of the family has gout, eats shit every year after consuming the bird •No one will eat the leftovers •When she doesn't follow the recipe, the recipe never works out the way it says it does •"We can just have ham maybe" Reasons why I and my girlfriend are holding a secret Thanksgiving on Wednesday with a fried cajun turkey •It's tasty •It's damn delicious •It helps me forget the pain of not being able to buy whole turkeys in most stores throughout the year •It sparks joy Tell me what sparks joy for you this holiday season __________________ Facebook / Youtube / Twitter .

11-17-2023, 09:07 PM	#2
Gravity Kitten FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: wormland Posts: 644	Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn YTA

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Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 32 Posts: 10,042	Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn yurkey

11-19-2023, 06:59 AM	#6
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XCV has nice tits Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 744	Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn I'm vegan so I always have to cook for myself this time of year. This year I made a seitan Wellington. It absolutely killed, if you can believe that. __________________

11-20-2023, 09:45 PM	#12
kostkaskater FFR Veteran Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Age: 36 Posts: 780	Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn Save me some pie! Last edited by kostkaskater; 11-20-2023 at 09:46 PM..

11-22-2023, 08:53 PM	#15
ositzxz369 Venetian Snares stepper Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 535	Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn turkey lasagna __________________

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Klarion Get Bent Join Date: Mar 2021 Age: 23 Posts: 36	Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn Ham over turkey any day, I do not like eating the driest meat possible.

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Wayward Vagabond Confirmed Heartbreaker Join Date: Jul 2012 Age: 37 Posts: 5,866	Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn We went to a buffet for thanksgiving this year and it was the best decision __________________

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