jTWG LXXV: Twin Unicorn Fiasco - GAME THREAD

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It's a rape joke guys

dick

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I feel so honored that no one decides to talk when I dick so I have full dick reign over the dick empire of dickington.

I would like to dick the academy, dick the scholars, and especially dick all the dicks dicking TWG dicks right now for this dickumental occasional dicks.

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You Can't Stop The Dick

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Originally Posted by dick

According to a couple dictionaries, “dick” became slang for the male appendage sometime in the early 1800’s, but nobody is sure exactly where, when, or how. Dick was a very common name back then, so common that if a guy was going to name his appendage (maybe guys have always named their male parts, pure speculation on my part), it might as well be named Dick. What else were they going to name it?

Other common names at the time were James, John, and Peter, but those were Biblical names, and guys probably didn’t want to give their peters Biblical names, so Dick might have been their best choice.

This kind of makes sense. If a car thief can be Jack, and a guy who visits a prostitute is a John, then a male appendage can be a Dick.

Here is a bit of irony. The name Dick was so common that it became associated with the male appendage, and because of that association with the male appendage, the name Dick is disappearing. Yeah, it’s difficult to explain that kind of irony in one sentence.

The worst name ever might be Dick Butkus (pronounced Butt Kiss), a name so bad that Johnny Cash could have written a song about him. The poor guy grew up to be one of the meanest, toughest linebackers in NFL history. Some might call that irony, but I think it’s a simple cause-effect relationship.

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[Charu]

Man, you sure love dicks.

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<3 I'm dickin' it <3

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I found the dick on Charu's avatar finally

[Charu]

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It's there in plain sight you little dicker

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Originally Posted by Charu

I got this beefy Lugia to post (with censored shit), DON'T TEMPT ME!!!

tempting tempting tempting tempting tempting

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dickadopalis25

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicks_%28band%29

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As the current dick king of dickington I hereby proclaim my zeroth dick rule:

Dicking is encouraged

As for my first act as dick king of dickington I am conquering this TWG thread in the name of dickington for all my fellow dicks to dick as they please. This TWG thread and all posts & content within this thread is now property of dickington please enjoy your dicks

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dickington national anthem http://silentwulf.com/flash/ekkosangen.swf

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A $100 dollar donation from Anonymous reads:

dicks

Put this towards killing the animals

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inb4 convoluted post from Charu about how that swf video shows Fluffy Rabbits dying and tying it to me being a Unicorn

[Charu]

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This time dats serious!

If you can figure out why, brownie points ladies and gents.