Chair kills boy by anal penetration - Page 2

thechild · 05-21-2009, 08:12 PM

Well, my chair spins, and it lowers. COULD IT EXPLODE TOO OR IS THIS SOME OTHER KIND.

**bender5** · 05-21-2009, 08:29 PM

O_O

Crashfan3 · 05-21-2009, 08:36 PM

HOLY CRAP
I'm officially going to start look for a new chair because I kind of like my ass free of chair parts.

**funmonkey54** · 05-21-2009, 08:36 PM

Wow, that has gotta blow.
/pun

poochieCREAM · 05-21-2009, 10:22 PM

i fold my legs under my bum, out of habit
im safe

Prime8 · 05-21-2009, 10:49 PM

Well my chair just broke yesterday, but it was by no means an explosion. 2 of the legs completely snapped as I bent over to pick my controller up, which obviously led to a nasty spill. Laughs ensued.

Necamus · 05-21-2009, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StepmaniaGod6969

Whoever came up with the idea to put pressurized gas in a chair is a dumbass.

I hope you're kidding.

**qqwref** · 05-21-2009, 11:35 PM

My chair is made of wood. Yay for not-dangerous furniture.

**Cold Kitten** · 05-21-2009, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qqwref

My chair is made of wood. Yay for not-dangerous furniture.

Splinters. o:

Anyway, I have a chair that is awesome. And I have a feeling I won't be getting chair parts in ass anytime soon, because if my chair were to explode, it would have by now.

**dore** · 05-22-2009, 12:57 AM

luckily, the only chairs I ever sit in are in places where I could sue if it exploded

couches and beds and floors at home

TC_llama499 · 05-22-2009, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StepmaniaGod6969

Whoever came up with the idea to put pressurized gas in a chair is a dumbass.

what?

**-KIDTHONG-** · 05-22-2009, 03:26 AM

Rofl.

Subwuffy · 05-22-2009, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qqwref

My chair is made of wood. Yay for not-dangerous furniture.

im gonna laugh if your chair breaks and you land on a piece and it impales your butt.

/jk

**qqwref** · 05-22-2009, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cold Kitten

Splinters. o:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subwuffy

im gonna laugh if your chair breaks and you land on a piece and it impales your butt.

I'm scared to sit down now D:

**Kairon** · 05-22-2009, 05:39 AM

Damnitall...

How am I supposed to relax now knowing that at any given time my chair could explode and sodomize me to death?

**championanwar** · 05-22-2009, 06:52 AM

This was probably a 1 in a million accident. I doubt they would put it up for sale if it wasn't safe, though it is very sad.

NFD · 05-22-2009, 08:36 AM

This kid sitting next to me right now, in my computer apps class, Chris Webb would love this.

Subwuffy · 05-22-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qqwref

I'm scared to sit down now D:

lmfao same i keep figditing on my chair i'm scared its gonna explode.
apparently its the explody kind...
=\

**A2P** · 05-22-2009, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by championanwar

I doubt they would put it up for sale if it wasn't safe

b-b-b-b-but
It killed someone. Oh well, a lot of things that you can buy aren't safe like toothpaste, anti-depressants that have more side effects than cures, food-poisoning inducing fast food, and plenty of other items. It's all about the money, folks.

Next page'd

**Cold Kitten** · 05-22-2009, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qqwref

I'm scared to sit down now D:

Sorry. xD But it's true! Lol.

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