FFR Fanfiction--RL

[Grandiagod]

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

Do you think I care?!

The reason I'm holding back my stuff is because of the fact that my real name is in it. I'll send it, but it'll say "by Ratchetlombax," not "by _______________" with the blank being replaced by my real name.

I'd like to buy your book, please tell me where i can get a copy. A real author would promote his book if it were published, not worry about giving away his name.

If you want proof, dorama will give you some.
Don't believe I'm good at what I claim? Neither did Stevenrichee, and I pwned him badly when I proved it.
ASK ME A SCIENTIFIC QUESTION, I DARE YOU.

www.google.com i c wut u did thar

[Svaz]

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

Do you think I care?!

The reason I'm holding back my stuff is because of the fact that my real name is in it. I'll send it, but it'll say "by Ratchetlombax," not "by _______________" with the blank being replaced by my real name.

lrn 2 pseudonym

[FictionJunction]

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

I've published several books.

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

I don't want people to know my name.

I read a book by Anonymous once.

He's a good author.

[Tibs]

compulsive liars are funny

[MalReynolds]

Originally Posted by Grandiagod

Yeah there's a difference between getting published and getting rejected. The main difference is that one makes you a published writer and the other makes you a hack that the publishing company thinks can't write well enough to sell books.

Woah woah woah woah woah.

There are some authors out there who aren't hacks that don't have published books yet.

...

Also, uh... I'm like a hair's breadth away from locking this.

[Grandiagod]

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Woah woah woah woah woah.

There are some authors out there who aren't hacks that don't have published books yet.

Lies. <3

...

Also, uh... I'm like a hair's breadth away from locking this.

move to tgb imo

[MalReynolds]

The point would be to stop the incessant flaming/trolling, not promote it.

[Grandiagod]

But mal, I'm a person who believes in the Darwinian forum theory. If he's going to say he's a 13 year old genius who publishes books and knows quantum physics then by all means we have a right to flame him until he leaves by process of natural selection.

Granted the lit forum isn't the place for this, but TGB can be used for that purpose.

What is gained by letting him make terrible mistakes without reaping the consequences? This is for his own good, and everyone's entertainment.

[MalReynolds]

Uh, your Darwinian theory is flawed. That would be like me finding a bird and setting it on fire, and then saying, "NATURAL SELECTION, MOTHER****ER!"

[Grandiagod]

if it was a crippled bird and you were a predator yeah.

[Grandiagod]

I mean, i need to feed off of something, if it's not going to be this kid, who knows who i might flame next?

[MalReynolds]

Proooobably someone in TGB. Or FFYa.

[Grandiagod]

Actually I've ran out of really good targets in those places =(

Everyone left is either cool or too dumb to really troll. But this guy, his reactions are priceless. It's like he's Lex Luthor threatening to crush Superman or something.

[Ratchetlombax]

Don't make me nuke you. Nuking PWNS Flaming. Trust me on that.
I've edited my real name out of my book. Tell me how to post it and I'll f*cking post it.

[NFD]

You can stop using asterisks in your profanity. Also you won't nuke anyone :]

Also social Darwinism ftw :]

[Ratchetlombax]

I'm a f*cking thirteen year old. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT MY PARENTS WOULD DO IF I USED THE D*MN F-WORD WITHOUT A CENSOR?! I'd be gone from FFR FOREVER, grounded from my computer, and telekinetically fastened to a post.
I am allowed to use the F-word if I censor it, though. And srsly, nobody's told me how to attach my story. This attachment thing is getting on my nerves, I've tried uploading twice and it still hasn't worked.

[foilman8805]

Censoring it in the way you did it is actually against the rules because you're including more letters than the forum administrators would like.

When I say ****, I don't censor it. I let the filter do it, and that's how it turns out. Don't censor it yourself.

[NFD]

Just post what you have in your first post by editing it.

[Temote]

Alternatively, use rapidshare or sendspace or filefront etc.

I think there might be a maximum file size for attachments, and if the story's as long as you say, then it won't all fit into one post.

[Ratchetlombax]

Originally Posted by foilman8805

Censoring it yourself in the way you did it is actually against the rules because you're including more letters than the forum administrators would like.

When I say ****, I don't censor it. I let the filter do it, and that's how it turns out. Don't censor it yourself.

I don't like to actually type out the words. I'm a freak about grammar (I have punctuation everywhere, as you can see). But can I say f*** or is that one f already against the rules?