reasons for breakup?

[dooty_7]

it is a long story, but I think I should get into it, I haven't told anybody yet but I just need to let it out

Her parents were the freethinking types who were into things like swinging and group sex. Anyways, one day when She was out of town her parents invited me over for dinner. When I got there, I realized that aside from the parents I wasn't the only one invited. There was a 3 foot nordic midget, a siamese twin, a donkey and the grandmother. It was at this point I also realized they were all naked and there was no dinner taking place. Feasting, to be sure but no actual food was involved. I said f*ck it, took a hit or three of acid and just went for it

After being sandwiched between the nordic dwarf and the less attractive half of the siamese twin for a few minutes, I proceeded to take it from the father and give it to the donkey. The mother the whole time was more of a freelancer jumping in and out of the various couples. The other half of the siamese twin was helping the less attractive half and copping a feel from anything that went by. After what seemed like hours of these sexual perversions, we all climaxed simultaneously on the grandmother, got up and left.

Anyways long story short, I realized that sex with my gf (or anyone for that matter) would never be the same and I had to dump her.

this is a true story