reasons for breakup? - Page 2

Verruckter · 08-29-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Nothing

I cheated on her.
/mistake.

/inside joke.
calm down Verr.
I've never cheated, I broke up with her lol.

Well if you did cheat on her you'd be scum.

**Mr.Nothing** · 08-29-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Verruckter

Well if you did cheat on her you'd be scum.

Trust me I know.
I have suspicions she cheated on me.

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Originally Posted by KgZ

terrible bj'er

LOL

blackbuterfly451 · 08-29-2008, 04:26 PM

he wouldn't put out ;o

OrganisM · 08-29-2008, 05:07 PM

Long story, and I won't pour my heart out in 30 paragraphs. My problems are my own.

However, a while back, girl who liked me practically raped me (yes she was hot, and no I wasn't willing), and that's a funny story.

tuv · 08-29-2008, 05:34 PM

wasn't asian enough for her parents

wickedawesomeful · 08-29-2008, 05:49 PM

apparently a surprise fisting is grounds for breakup

chopperdudes · 08-29-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OrganisM

However, a while back, girl who liked me practically raped me (yes she was hot, and no I wasn't willing), and that's a funny story.

whoa LOL please do tell

tuv · 08-29-2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by wickedawesomeful

apparently a surprise fisting is grounds for breakup

music to my ears

kirjautunut · 08-29-2008, 06:14 PM

Distance. That was a reason at latest, i think.

chopperdudes · 08-29-2008, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gano

she was too christian lmao

yeah being me and my personality, i think i'm done with christians (med~hardcore ones at least).

OrganisM · 08-29-2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chopperdudes

whoa LOL please do tell

I would, but the funniest part is probably too explicit to be posted here.

And if I were you, I wouldn't give up on christian girls. What could possibly be more fun than to persuade a goody-goody to put out?

**Gilly G** · 08-29-2008, 10:23 PM

I feel this fits here quite well:

purebloodtexan · 08-29-2008, 10:30 PM

Her parents aren't entirely stable, and she usually deals with it well. Somewhere in the middle of our relationship, she somehow became parasuicidal and practically emo. I spent half of my relationship thinking of a way to let her go and I had to lie about it.

**bender5** · 08-29-2008, 10:31 PM

lol two of my ex's broke up with me because "I want to be single". Only to end up going up with some asshole who ended up breaking their hearts in one way or another.

I can't say I didn't kind of find it funny when I heard about stuff like that

**Garquillex** · 08-29-2008, 11:01 PM

"It's not you, it's me."

"I need to get my grades up."

"I think you can find someone better than me."

Yeah, terrible.

Crashfan3 · 08-30-2008, 11:01 AM

First post was such an unorganized mess that I couldn't bring myself to read it, so hopefully this is on topic.

I like a certain girl, but she's ****core christian. After two years (lol) I got sick and tired and ended it. I think I talked about her once or twice in some of my really early posts here, but that's irrelevant.
Now just waiting for someone who fits me better.

**Gibson63** · 08-30-2008, 11:58 AM

she dumped me for a guy that lives in europe.. and im in canada.. /fail

**EnR** · 08-30-2008, 12:07 PM

I've never gotten dumped :X

But that's because I've only had 4 girlfreinds, the longest was 2 months and she started acting like a bitch, so I dumped her.

korny · 08-30-2008, 12:09 PM

She told me that god told her to distance herself from me to avoid going to hell. No joke.

arrekusuof93 · 08-30-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Crashfan3

I like a certain girl, but she's ****core christian.

Who needs girls with imaginary friends?

08-29-2008, 04:26 PM	#23
blackbuterfly451 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Vermont Posts: 107	Re: reasons for breakup? he wouldn't put out ;o

08-29-2008, 05:07 PM	#24
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: reasons for breakup? Long story, and I won't pour my heart out in 30 paragraphs. My problems are my own. However, a while back, girl who liked me practically raped me (yes she was hot, and no I wasn't willing), and that's a funny story. __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

08-29-2008, 05:34 PM	#25
tuv FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: monteal Age: 34 Posts: 188	Re: reasons for breakup? wasn't asian enough for her parents

08-29-2008, 05:49 PM	#26
wickedawesomeful Carls, Girls, & Drugs Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Tosh's noose. Age: 31 Posts: 3,888	Re: reasons for breakup? apparently a surprise fisting is grounds for breakup __________________ http://dozemusic.com/

08-29-2008, 06:14 PM	#29
kirjautunut FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland Age: 32 Posts: 395	Re: reasons for breakup? Distance. That was a reason at latest, i think. __________________ I will catch you.

08-29-2008, 10:23 PM	#32
Gilly G FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: France Age: 33 Posts: 1,225	Re: reasons for breakup? I feel this fits here quite well:

08-29-2008, 10:30 PM	#33
purebloodtexan FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In front of the speakers, banging my head until I get a nosebleed. Age: 32 Posts: 2,845	Re: reasons for breakup? Her parents aren't entirely stable, and she usually deals with it well. Somewhere in the middle of our relationship, she somehow became parasuicidal and practically emo. I spent half of my relationship thinking of a way to let her go and I had to lie about it. __________________

08-29-2008, 10:31 PM	#34
bender5 The 40% Iron Chef Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Denver Age: 33 Posts: 4,894	Re: reasons for breakup? lol two of my ex's broke up with me because "I want to be single". Only to end up going up with some asshole who ended up breaking their hearts in one way or another. I can't say I didn't kind of find it funny when I heard about stuff like that __________________

08-29-2008, 11:01 PM	#35
Garquillex FFR Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 965	Re: reasons for breakup? "It's not you, it's me." "I need to get my grades up." "I think you can find someone better than me." Yeah, terrible. __________________

08-30-2008, 11:01 AM	#36
Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: reasons for breakup? First post was such an unorganized mess that I couldn't bring myself to read it, so hopefully this is on topic. I like a certain girl, but she's ****core christian. After two years (lol) I got sick and tired and ended it. I think I talked about her once or twice in some of my really early posts here, but that's irrelevant. Now just waiting for someone who fits me better. __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

08-30-2008, 11:58 AM	#37
Gibson63 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada,Quebec Age: 32 Posts: 1,319	Re: reasons for breakup? she dumped me for a guy that lives in europe.. and im in canada.. /fail __________________

08-30-2008, 12:07 PM	#38
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: reasons for breakup? I've never gotten dumped :X But that's because I've only had 4 girlfreinds, the longest was 2 months and she started acting like a bitch, so I dumped her. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

08-30-2008, 12:09 PM	#39
korny It's Saint Pepsi bitch Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, tx Age: 34 Posts: 4,385	Re: reasons for breakup? She told me that god told her to distance herself from me to avoid going to hell. No joke.

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