Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

[AriesMalvis]

i don't get why ppl think sex is so weird...
and yes most cheerleaders are stupid and need to go play in traffic

as for me...those things and ppl thay defy the laws of science
or medical mysteries
the guy with 2 faces, albino alligators...stuff like that
weird...but i like weird

[Babyvpr]

I saw 2 pigeons having sex when I went to the Santa Monica Pier

[TS_Supra_Drifter]

lady bug sex on youtube....
-supraman

[dead_juggalo]

Hai gaiz im 12
nevr been on hur b4
wut duz secks meen?

[goat6707]

When a man loves a woman... Hmm... How do I explain this to a 12 year old?

Go watch the Discovery Channel.

[chunky_cheese]

The weirdest thing ive ever SEEN, DONE, OR EATEN was the lost episode of Limozeen as shown to me by strongbad himself. ^_^

[Chrissi]

Well, the weirdest thing I have ever seen was probably the universe wrapped around itself such that I could see everything at once.

No joke.

Also, very large strawberries.

Also, a family in my carpet.

PS I'm not kidding at all. If you think this is sarcastic, take some LSD or some Salvia or something. You'll see.

[All_That_Chaz]

gin makes me want to tell people this unbelievable story.

so this was last year, about to the date. a whole bunch of us were at a local bar by our college celebrating one of our friend's 21st birthday. we were all getting pretty sh**faced. while there, i saw a friend of mine from earlier in my college life, but hadn't stayed in touch with, since we mainly just smoked a certain substance together, and the last time we did it she freaked out (read, passed out on the floor in the bathroom convulsing, which is another fun story), so i stopped inviting her. we exchanged hellos, and when i left, she told me that she had a ton of substance to get rid of because her parents were showing up the next day, and told me to show up at her apartment in an hour or so. so i did, and when i was going up the elevator with her, she told me there was another guy at the place, and that he probably wants to get with her, which i found gross, but so it goes. i get up there and there's this guy that's fat, balding, and looks about 30 in the room. i can't imagine what she was doing hanging out with this guy, but she's really weird herself. anyway, we start drinking and eventually start smoking copious amounts of substance. we must have smoked, just the three of us, about 3 grams of substance.
anyway, I know this has seemed pretty boring so far, but it gets nuts after this. she starts kind of muttering to herself. like, not normal, like schizo muttering. but i'm quite toasted so i just laugh. then she just takes her shirt off without provocation and gets on the ugly dude's lap and starts making out with him. i couldn't really say or do anything besides stare in disbelief in the state i was in. she looks at me and sees the O_o' on my face and gets on my lap and *tries* to make out with me. I mean, she was one of my good friends from freshman and sophomore year, so it was weird. and she was missing horribly. it was more like she was trying to make me eat her hair than kiss me. i was really weirded out so i pushed her off me and moved to a nearby futon. she followed me, dropped her pants and mounted me. the ugly dude followed and sat next to me, waiting for his turn i guess. at some point the ugly guy left and we were alone.
that's about when i blacked out. i woke up naked next to her at like 5am. i remembered (miraculously) that her parents were showing up in like 6 hours, so i went through the place hiding any trace of substance or sex, woke her up to make sure she was alright (she was also naked so you can guess what happened), and i got some sort of pj's on her and pulled the covers up so she wouldn't catch cold, and i went home.

that, ladies and gentlemen, was the most f***ed up night of my life.

i found out the next day that the ugly guy put a date-rape drug in her beer. does that make me a rapist? i don't remember having sex with her and i wouldn't if i was aware of my surroundings since she was my friend.

[Tibs]

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

Why the hell would you smoke a CD?

[All_That_Chaz]

dude, don't knock it til you've tried it.

[madmatt621]

Hand sex! 2 monkeys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcd-UtMR7aE

[ffrrocksya]

anything in Ripley's Believe it or Not

[Meatyguy]

Charlie the Unicorn on Youtube....

IT IS SO STUPID! Now I'm like WTF, I wasted about 4 minutes of my life watching that. XD

[sjoecool1991]

A deer giving birth in my back yard.

[-paexaea-]

Mr. Sprinkles off of AcceptableTV!.

[esupin]

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

at some point the ugly guy left and we were alone.

Are you sure he didn't come back after you two passed out?

<_<

>_>

[xDerMetzgermeisterx]

a guy who is drunk kissing another man.
charlie the unicorn [that was amazing] and
puni puni poemi both episodes [lost lots of brain cells.]
and read a bunch of yaoi with real people in it yeah for YAOI

[AtrociousLili]

When I saw an overweight guy with whitey-tidies on walking around with a boom box and listening to "My Humps" in the Winter.

[madmatt621]

Originally Posted by AtrociousLili

When I saw an overweight guy with whitey-tidies on walking around with a boom box and listening to "My Humps" in the Winter.

Best one yet.

[spinal_compression]

This took me like 15 minutes to find but it is the weirdest thing anyone will ever see!

Originally Posted by jchinzilla

you shave, i put on whitey tighteys.