Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

dfrXtreme · 04-19-2007, 07:16 PM

What is the weirdest thing you have seen?

OrganisM · 04-19-2007, 07:19 PM

Goatsex.

shantred · 04-19-2007, 07:20 PM

o.O...what inspiring words.

p.s. my art teacher draw a picture of what it would look like if two tugboats were able to have sex. Even had dialogue.

madmatt621 · 04-19-2007, 07:21 PM

Two squirrels having sex. Damn that was nasty.

**phe0nixblade** · 04-19-2007, 07:38 PM

Your face.

**irishknight** · 04-19-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by phe0nixblade

Your face.

Lol, like we've never heard that before.

And the weirdest thing I have ever seen was a private plane crash into a tree less than 30ft. away from myself. And "yes" the guy died. (Only person inside).

pntballa18 · 04-19-2007, 08:00 PM

I saw Snape kill Dumbledore.

madmatt621 · 04-19-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pntballa18

I saw Snape kill Dumbledore.

Oh rly?

Tails99 · 04-19-2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by OrganisM

Goatsex.

Epic.

A zoo where they let all the goats out of their cages to freely wander the goat area. And they follow you... Everywhere...

sciron37 · 04-19-2007, 08:15 PM

My friend who's a professional magician can bend and twist forks using his mind right in front of your eyes!!!

seriously like we'd be at a restaurant and he'd take their perfectly straight fork and start bending and twisting only by slightly rubbing it!! It's Crraaaaaaaaazy! This one I can't figure out

mmeegghhaann · 04-20-2007, 09:44 AM

This is more funny but I saw a lady trying to use one of those self checkout things at the grocery store. She spent 20 minutes attempting to scan an orange.

FRANKKK · 04-20-2007, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mmeegghhaann

This is more funny but I saw a lady trying to use one of those self checkout things at the grocery store. She spent 20 minutes attempting to scan an orange.

Hahaha ive seen people do that too, its so funny.

**midnghtraver** · 04-20-2007, 09:51 AM

I saw two austroges mate at a dinner and they had a pen in the back, didn't get a picture though.

mmeegghhaann · 04-20-2007, 09:56 AM

Goatsex. Boatsex. Squirrel sex. Austroge (whatever that is ostrich maybe?) sex. I'm sensing a theme.

*x_m i c h a e l-> · 04-20-2007, 11:18 PM

A 2 faced kitten.

flooger · 04-20-2007, 11:19 PM

Some kid was constipated in school the other day. No joke lol.

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 04-20-2007, 11:32 PM

I saw a kid get hit in the face with a model rocket. Freak accident. The rocket went up, something broke or failed, the rocket flies into the ground, bounced up then slams right into the kids forehead. That stuff was messed up.

ffrrocksya · 04-20-2007, 11:56 PM

any kind of virus. verrrryyy strange and complex. it can mutate before your eyes! >XO

soulofcerberus · 04-21-2007, 12:04 AM

Tibs.

goat6707 · 04-21-2007, 12:08 AM

Well, to go along with the idiocy of the world: We have a couple of vending machines at our high school. One is 100% water. Dasani to be exact.

This one day, after school, I see a cheerleader browsing the machines. I knew she was a cheerleader by the outfit. She approached the water machine with caution, inserted her money, and then moved back, as if appalled by something, and put her hand to her chin as if thinking. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and thought she may have been debating in her head whether she wanted water or not. You should never overestimate cheerleaders

She moved in to select a water using the keypad attached to the machine, and she quickly withdrew her finger in disgust with her decision. She then selected another water bottle.

As she passed me on her way to the gym, she looked at me puzzled.

I guess she couldn't see what had me in tears on the floor rolling from laughter. Idiot. She shrugged, smiled, took a sip, and skipped away. Because that's what cheerleaders do. They skip. Fin.

04-19-2007, 07:16 PM	#1
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04-19-2007, 07:19 PM	#2
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen Goatsex.

04-19-2007, 07:20 PM	#3
shantred FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 36 Posts: 108	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen o.O...what inspiring words. p.s. my art teacher draw a picture of what it would look like if two tugboats were able to have sex. Even had dialogue.

04-19-2007, 07:21 PM	#4
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 37 Posts: 3,000	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen Two squirrels having sex. Damn that was nasty.

04-19-2007, 07:38 PM	#5
phe0nixblade Praise the sun mofo Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lordran Age: 34 Posts: 4,281	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen Your face. __________________

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pntballa18 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hossin Age: 34 Posts: 3,357	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen I saw Snape kill Dumbledore. __________________

04-19-2007, 08:15 PM	#10
sciron37 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen My friend who's a professional magician can bend and twist forks using his mind right in front of your eyes!!! seriously like we'd be at a restaurant and he'd take their perfectly straight fork and start bending and twisting only by slightly rubbing it!! It's Crraaaaaaaaazy! This one I can't figure out

04-20-2007, 09:44 AM	#11
mmeegghhaann FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 239	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen This is more funny but I saw a lady trying to use one of those self checkout things at the grocery store. She spent 20 minutes attempting to scan an orange. __________________ A burrito is just a sleeping bag for ground beef.

04-20-2007, 09:51 AM	#13
midnghtraver Icarus Moth Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NYC Age: 30 Posts: 2,064	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen I saw two austroges mate at a dinner and they had a pen in the back, didn't get a picture though.

04-20-2007, 09:56 AM	#14
mmeegghhaann FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 239	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen Goatsex. Boatsex. Squirrel sex. Austroge (whatever that is ostrich maybe?) sex. I'm sensing a theme. __________________ A burrito is just a sleeping bag for ground beef.

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*x_m i c h a e l-> FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Stonewall Manitoba Canada Posts: 22	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen A 2 faced kitten.

04-20-2007, 11:19 PM	#16
flooger Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sitting on the toilet with a laptop Posts: 301	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen Some kid was constipated in school the other day. No joke lol.

04-21-2007, 12:04 AM	#19
soulofcerberus FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 367	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen Tibs.

04-21-2007, 12:08 AM	#20
goat6707 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yellow Jacket Country Age: 37 Posts: 114	Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen Well, to go along with the idiocy of the world: We have a couple of vending machines at our high school. One is 100% water. Dasani to be exact. This one day, after school, I see a cheerleader browsing the machines. I knew she was a cheerleader by the outfit. She approached the water machine with caution, inserted her money, and then moved back, as if appalled by something, and put her hand to her chin as if thinking. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and thought she may have been debating in her head whether she wanted water or not. You should never overestimate cheerleaders She moved in to select a water using the keypad attached to the machine, and she quickly withdrew her finger in disgust with her decision. She then selected another water bottle. As she passed me on her way to the gym, she looked at me puzzled. I guess she couldn't see what had me in tears on the floor rolling from laughter. Idiot. She shrugged, smiled, took a sip, and skipped away. Because that's what cheerleaders do. They skip. Fin.

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