01-10-2007, 09:14 PM | #21 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Hijack a mircophone and sing the lead part of "Cowboys from Hell".
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01-10-2007, 10:16 PM | #22 | |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
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Throw nail polish at the employees, obv.
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01-10-2007, 10:18 PM | #23 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Misplace every single item and open all dairy products
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01-10-2007, 11:07 PM | #24 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
grab chips, dip, and beer, go to the furniture section, find a recliner, take off your clothes until your in your undergarments (if you dont have boxers and a wife beater for guys, just go take em from the men's section) and watch people shop, granted its a super wal-mart
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01-10-2007, 11:15 PM | #25 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Sexualharass everyone in the store, then when the manager comes out take a poo on his face.
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01-11-2007, 04:35 PM | #26 |
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01-12-2007, 09:36 PM | #27 | |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
crash the place with a tank while having a 5-year old placing the missiles in the tube. then, explode the tank (metal slug style).
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01-13-2007, 12:37 PM | #28 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Get a bike, take it apart, and use the spokes to kill people.
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01-13-2007, 12:53 PM | #29 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Break every single glass item in the store.
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01-14-2007, 08:30 AM | #30 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
run though each and every isle knoking every thing off the selves untill the secrety catch u and if they dont get the microphone and yell "clean up on isle 1,2,3,4,5.......untill they catch u
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01-14-2007, 04:24 PM | #31 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
run behind the deli counter, ejaculate on all the food and force feed it to the clerk behind the counter.
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01-16-2007, 03:27 AM | #32 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
steal the same item repetively
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01-16-2007, 03:54 AM | #33 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
he's got a point, y'know.
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01-16-2007, 08:32 AM | #34 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
I've actually done this one... Duck behind a clothes rack and throw nerf footballs into big groups of people. I did get kicked out for a month. Oh noez. Not Wal-mart.
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01-16-2007, 09:21 AM | #35 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Ive done this, Run pass the security detectors, scream "Ive got a bomb" and
run back out Does getting arrested count? |
01-18-2007, 05:48 PM | #36 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
bring in a box full of rats and let em loose at the registers to get people out of line
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01-18-2007, 10:08 PM | #37 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
It can apply to Wal-Mart also, but I ran through
Publix in a bikini once. XD. My brother has the video on his computer. |
01-18-2007, 10:12 PM | #38 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
Pour laxitives in the Slimfast when no one's looking.
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01-18-2007, 11:00 PM | #39 |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
iv done this
take off some of those things that make the cencer at the door beep(sudgesting that your stealing somthing) and wait for som 1 to leave. Before they get out the door, throw one through the cencers, sending them off, and having secerity check the person walking out. its funny to watch the look on there faces when it beeps |
01-19-2007, 02:35 PM | #40 | |
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Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
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I had to take a second look at some of your words. Also, just throwing a barcode through the sensors at Wal-Mart won't work You make me mad when I read your posts sometimes. Lol |
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