1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[Metalmuppet]

Hijack a mircophone and sing the lead part of "Cowboys from Hell".

[DarkbearX]

Originally Posted by Metalmuppet

Enter the place with machine guns and just shooting everybody that's at Wal-Mart right now.

This is about getting banned from Wal-Mart, not how to walk the green mile.

Throw nail polish at the employees, obv.

[TD_Darkness]

Misplace every single item and open all dairy products

[goat6707]

grab chips, dip, and beer, go to the furniture section, find a recliner, take off your clothes until your in your undergarments (if you dont have boxers and a wife beater for guys, just go take em from the men's section) and watch people shop, granted its a super wal-mart

EDIT: knee high socks, i forgot knee high socks

[super kid]

Sexualharass everyone in the store, then when the manager comes out take a poo on his face.

[TD_Darkness]

Originally Posted by Triplex72

2. Post a crappy thread on FFR from the customer service desk.

^Im agreeing with that one too.

[marioGP87]

crash the place with a tank while having a 5-year old placing the missiles in the tube. then, explode the tank (metal slug style).

[fireedud]

Get a bike, take it apart, and use the spokes to kill people.

[TD_Darkness]

Break every single glass item in the store.

[MrPoptart]

run though each and every isle knoking every thing off the selves untill the secrety catch u and if they dont get the microphone and yell "clean up on isle 1,2,3,4,5.......untill they catch u

[akuma696]

run behind the deli counter, ejaculate on all the food and force feed it to the clerk behind the counter.

[MrPoptart]

steal the same item repetively

[UberMario]

Originally Posted by Triplex72

2. Post a crappy thread on FFR from the customer service desk.

he's got a point, y'know.

[dead_juggalo]

I've actually done this one... Duck behind a clothes rack and throw nerf footballs into big groups of people. I did get kicked out for a month. Oh noez. Not Wal-mart.

[Slyph]

Ive done this, Run pass the security detectors, scream "Ive got a bomb" and
run back out

Does getting arrested count?

[FRANKKK]

bring in a box full of rats and let em loose at the registers to get people out of line

[the_unda_doggz]

It can apply to Wal-Mart also, but I ran through
Publix in a bikini once. XD. My brother has the video on his computer.

[travman301]

Pour laxitives in the Slimfast when no one's looking.

[MrPoptart]

iv done this
take off some of those things that make the cencer at the door beep(sudgesting that your stealing somthing) and wait for som 1 to leave. Before they get out the door, throw one through the cencers, sending them off, and having secerity check the person walking out.
its funny to watch the look on there faces when it beeps

[the_unda_doggz]

Originally Posted by MrPoptart

iv done this
take off some of those things that make the cencer at the door beep(sudgesting that your stealing somthing) and wait for som 1 to leave. Before they get out the door, throw one through the cencers, sending them off, and having secerity check the person walking out.
its funny to watch the look on there faces when it beeps

Omg, please. Type with better spelling and grammar.

I had to take a second look at some of your words.

Also, just throwing a barcode through the sensors at Wal-Mart won't work

You make me mad when I read your posts sometimes. Lol