pregnancy help...

[beatmouse]

Okay here's what you do...
First, find a flight of stairs. I'm talkin a good 15 steps or more, otherwise this is pretty much a lost cause. Ask her to come and pick up your dollar you've dropped on the top stair. Make up an excuse as to why you can't bend over, like you hurt your back whilst engaging in rough sexual activities.
Still with me?
Okay as soon as she bends over to pick up the dollar, BAM!
Give 'er a nice solid shove so she skips a few stairs then slides down the rest. But make sure she is picking up the dollar facing towards the bottom of the stairs, you don't want her crackin open her noggin and doing something dumb like dying. You just want her to land right on the belly and having a good slide. If you do it just right and all goes the way I'm assuming it will, she'll thank you afterwards with big mac's and tummy tickles.
You can thank me later