Tell me your life story.

[GammaBlaster]

Jan 14 1998 - I was born

2002 - I went to preschool for 3 months, then got moved to some kind of English class because I knew very little English (I knew more of my native tongue); I was also very socially awkward and always have been

2004 - Got out of...English class and started Primary School without going to Kindergarden at all. Developed anger issues, too. If I was told "go away", I'd get mad. Managed to establish a very small circle of friends, even though I was a Year (Grade for you Americans) higher than them, which was not good for my first year of high school. Also started to learn the piano this year. Didn't improve until my 4th year of playing the instrument.

2006 - Got Internet access for the first time. Played a lot of Sonic fangames and various flash games (Miniclip, Crazymonkeygames etc.). Started playing RuneScape and DragonFable.

2007 - Stopped playing RuneScape, but continued playing DragonFable. Found out about Club Penguin and signed up for it under Cleaner88. Became really interested in computer malware after coming across the video "Spyware Rubbernecking".

2008 - I performed Fur Elise (really despise that piece now thanks to overhearing) in a school talent contest. I won a trophy. I was really surprised of myself. I also started playing StepMania. I used a spread setup as soon as I started, because I never liked the one-handed/three-finger style of play. However, I played one-handed spread for half a year before switching to seperate hands. I didn't use CMods for the first year because of my SMFreak influence (he despised CMods).

2009 - Appared on the Internet as Cleaner88HPi (dumb moniker I used because I couldn't think of anything else when I first signed up for Club Penguin in 2007; HPi is really just an arbitrary part of my old moniker). I started stepping and submitting to a few packs. Received a lot of infamy because most were terribly executed vibrating files/resteps; that infamy died out by 2011. Couldn't take criticism. Eventually developed this "WORST SIMFILE EVAR" mentality which I got over after a "brutal" event in 2010.

2010 - Overcame anger issues and started high school. First year was terrible for me since I got bullied by...girls (kept getting called rapist/pedophile (it's hebephile you fools)), and the only friend I had who was the in the same Year as me betrayed me and called a "stalker" in front of all of his douchebag friends. There was this one girl who took it too far and I couldn't use self-defense because of the double standards that applied. I also acted like an idiot back in KBO. When FFR came back, I didn't have the will to post anything at all. I also despised most of the community at the time (elitism was really fucking strong back then). I got rightfully brutally criticised by Rog for making a shitty joke file (take a guess what it is). I stopped playing piano. Overall, a shit year. One good thing that happened was that I managed to play StepMania with a projector on, which redeemed me from the whole "rapist/stalker/"pedophile"" deal, at the expense of receiving hundreds of fingering and virginity jokes. At the end of the year, however, my simfiling capabilites got better. I tried to surprise people by the next HSMP (12), except that pack got left in the dust by the time it was finally released in 2012.

2011 - Changed my moniker to GammaBlaster. Shit for the first 4 months (almost every circle of friends ditched me during this timeframe), then it got better and better. The one circle of friends finally stop ditching me and gave me a chance. Also, during the time I got ditched constantly, I started to play RuneScape again just for nostalgia. My god, the game changed so much, but I also met a great group of friends who I talked to almost all the time in a clan chat (TehNoobShow) that helped me ease through the first 4 months, and I still talk to my RS mates to this day. By the second half of the year, we all got into a computing class with a teacher that was unable to control the class; we all played Halo CE through the school's LAN. So much fun. Also showed off StepMania and played I Just Had Sex stepped by IcyWorld. Got a shitload of virginity jokes again. Club Penguin deletes my account for inactivity.

2012 - I started playing the piano again. I also saw that the SM community finally snapped out of the elitism bullshit so I opened up a bit and submitted a few files to a couple of packs. They ended up being left in the dust, just like my HSMP12 files. Stopped playing RuneScape after losing motivation to get 77 Dungeoneering for Rigour.

2013 - Started playing FFR lol

I could write more, but I can't be bothered so eh