head on bike collision thismorning

[jellygod]

so yea i was going on a bikeride thismorning on the trails at around 5am pitch black. and i am making a sharp turn kind of a wavy path and i see a light coming forward, i was just saying in my head holy ****! so i crashed into this guy headon at us both going around 15mph and flew off my bike, thankfully i didnt hit my head and i wasnt wearing a helmet. i was a few feet away from falling into the river when i got hit. as soon as i got hit i was just laying in shock screaming HOLY **** HOLY **** OH **** ****, just laying on my back on the ground. after about a minute or so i got up and my bike was a little mangled and my back and my ass were really sore, i kept on shouting to the other rider holy **** holy **** are you okay? he apparently was okay so i just kind of got up and rode off. thankfully i didnt break my rebreak shoulder or anything serious like that. i am one lucky bastard though, ive had many near death situations like the time i ate a poisonous plant that should have killed me in an hour but i ended up living for 2 then barely making it to the hospital in time to live... but thats another story.